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Annie Edison x Her Compulsory Heterosexuality

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Absolute fave scene so far of this fic where Lt. Kirk ends up on the Enterprise early after the Farragut incident is Kirk and Spock accidentally running into one another on off-duty hours in the mess hall, and up until then they’ve butted heads so it’s like uh-oh fight, but instead Kirk is like “So I hear you have a 3D chess set in your quarters” and that’s how Number One nearly breaks her neck from whiplash when she catches Lt.Kirk following Spock into his quarters in the middle of the night.

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Bones: The saying, "Life is just one damn thing after another" is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

Source

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Cassie: So, have you decided what you're dressing up as for Halloween yet?

Tim: [on his laptop] Of course. We had a whole day seminar about it last month.

The Titans:

Kon: Jesus. You Bats do everything at 150 percent.

Bart: A whole day? Why on earth would it take that long?

Tim: [looks up] Dressing up in Gotham is... tricky.

Cassie: ...yeah. We're gonna need a bit more than that.

Tim: [sits back]

Tim: 2014. Dick dresses up as Bruce Wayne. He completely disappears into the role because playing Bruce is "funny". He accidentally gets roped into a mid-level meeting at W.E. where he agrees to throw out the 2015 budget.

Cassie: Seriously?

Tim: 2017. Jason decides to piss off Bruce by dressing up as Superman. Since most Gotham citizens haven't really seen Superman, the headlines on November 1st are all about how Superman went on a killing spree and shot three gangleaders.

Kon: [frowning] I don't remember that.

Tim: We killed the story before it reached any further.

Kon: oh. Uh, good.

Tim: 2018. Damian dresses up as Ra's al Ghul. He gets kidnapped from school by the League of Assassins who thinks he's finally embraced his heritage. Before we manage to find him, he convinces them that he is -in fact -a de-aged Ra's. This works, somehow, because he argues that none of them has ever seen Ra's as a child.

Bart: Really?

Tim: There are definitely parts of Ra's organisation that would not have done well on 'Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?'.

Tim: 2012. Bruce dresses up as a figure skater. Mr Freeze attacks the gala he's at and we spend two weeks burying stories about Bruce Wayne -crime fighter on ice.

Gar: What?!

Tim: 2017. While the papers are taking photos of a blood-soaked Superman, Dick beats up Scarecrow while dressed as the scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz. Spoiler arrives to provide backup and accidentally punches the wrong scarecrow.

Bart: I-

Tim: 2016! Cass dresses up as Hillary Clinton. Her disguise is so good that the papers try to run a story about Hillary drop-kicking a Donald Trump supporter after Cass stopped a robbery where the guy wore a MAGA-hat.

Cassie: [snorts] Why didn't you let them run that one?

Tim: 2019! I dress up as Spoiler and find out that Spoiler has been hooking up with some guy on patrol and no I will NOT talk about the way in which I found out thank you.

Gar: Hold it, you can't just not tell-

Tim: 2013! Dick dresses up as Red Hood. Meanwhile, Jason dresses up as Nightwing. It was not coordinated. Both of their reputations take a massive hit for opposing reasons.

Tim: Also 2013! Damian dresses up as a cat and almost gets adopted by Catwoman.

Tim: 2019! Steph dresses as Batman and spends the night doing TikTok dances in public places. Bruce tried to deport her but you can't kill a legend and you can't deport a myth.

Tim: 2020! Bruce plans a seminar so we can all discuss and approve all costumes. Everyone is in favor. Duke is unanimously appointed as our judge since he has never caused any incidents. Bruce is unanimously disqualified from speaking at all because he has caused at least five international incidents. And seven national ones, not counting the time with the nun.

The Titans:

Kon: Did- did he dress up as nun, or...?

Tim: I don't want to say.

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Brad Bakshi, s01e03 Dinner Party.

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Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

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hi pls rb this if u watched jatp and u identify as lgbtq+

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Reggie “that-was-kinda-hot” No-Last-Name is definitely not straight. 

rb if you agree

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Some people identify as both Bi and Pan...

Sexuality is important to a lot of people and it's important to respect that.

TRYING TO PROVE SOMETHING

Reblog if you think pansexuals and bisexuals can coexist and support each other!

I'm tired of hearing people argue that pansexuals are biphobic or transphobic. I'm tired of hearing that bisexuals are panphobic. I'm tired of hearing that my sexuality exists only to erase another. Aren't you?

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how can people say jeff is straight when he was wearing that gay little hawaiian shirt in investigative journalism

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me: I have a really diverse music taste me: *listens to the same song on repeat for three weeks*

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are you autistic and gay?

lesbian and autistic perhaps?

an autistic pan or bisexual?

asexual and autistic?

trans or non binary and autistic?

any autistic member of the LGBTQ+ community?

well guess what...

you're fucken great and I love you

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a family can be an insecure ex-lawyer, a neurodivergent film buff, an anarchist cat owner, an optimistic recovering addict who’s just a good grade in a tight sweater, a racist coot, a giving christian mother of three kids, and literal human sunshine