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When youre doomed by the narrative but also the duteragonist lover of the protagonist

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VEROSIKA MAYDAY, Succubus Pop Star | 2x09 - Apology Tour

"Blitz, there is a crowd full of people here who cared so much they throw an entire fucking party about hating you every year! Do you know how much you have to care to do something as stupid as that?"

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BONUS: Dads at Pride! And Bi + Ace Solidarity! 💖🏳️‍🌈

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Shame that Blitzø missed Stolas beating tf out of Andrealphus I feel like he would have been really into it.

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but fr. despite hb containing consistent references to sex, its never been a sexy show to me. in a way, it's almost sexless in its abundance of sexual humor. sexuality isn't treated as a punchline, but it's almost always a joke (and that's fine; i'm not making a moral judgement or even a taste judgement, but i would be remiss to say it doesn’t remind me of the concept 'everyone is beautiful but no one is horny'--despite being really, really horny).

sure, you have the obvious stuff--raunchy one-liners, dildo walls, etc. but even the stuff that i feel could, theoretically, be sexy, is taken to an extreme that pushes it into something funny first and sensual second (which, hey, is the point, so they're winning). it's in the way the make-outs always have the characters' tongues exposed and twining so heavily, the drawn-out, overly performative moaning. verosika, a succubus, sings a song all about sex, and it is so tongue-in-cheek it curves back around into being chaste.

the balcony scene is an outlier. the focus is on the emotional states of the characters, and there's less room for exaggeration because the scene HAS to nail walking the tightrope of love and despair, wistfulness and affection. so everything gets toned down, and it's very interesting to see hb write characters flirting and showing attraction in a way that feels more grounded. it places less focus on the potential audience reaction and more on the tension threaded between the characters. and i just. think it's neat.

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There really is no limit to his beauty 😭

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the balcony from the last scene looked so empty, i thought it might be a nice place for a little garden hehe

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The Banister went from being famous for:

to:

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Crying about the fact that Stolas writes shitty erotica and Blitzø punted someone out a window for insulting it. They're everything to me.

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Literally Stolitz

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This is the most romantic shit I have ever seen I’m gonna throw up

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Blitz baby you can not both have 'you deserve better' and 'GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY BIRD' you gotta pick a side man you gotta pick a side

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"You really just... Know how to send a message in the shittiest fucking way."

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stolas tugging the disguise down to hide blitz better. blitz holding stolas in his lap. stolas peering up at blitz from the couch looking so fucking sad. blitz's little "go on" wave when stolas automatically looks to him for permission to go dance. it's about the familiarity despite the hurt. it's about loving someone and being angry with them but being unwilling to let either overrule the other. it's about being unable to stop caring even if it might be easier on both of you. i am sobbing facedown on the floor

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Ok but fr

Blitz literally got into a world shattering breakup with the love of his life his situationship

And this man literally

went home

thought to himself "Hmmm... how do I fix this"

And his solution was:

"ur gay" memes

He thought. He really thought- truly believed-