milksylph

[milksylph]

It's been a while since I drew in CLAMP style haha

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i dont think usamericans rly understand how prevalent their culture is. english is taught in schools. we hear about usa news, watch usa shows and movies, know usa actors, read usa books, listen to usa music, have usa brands. i have a shirt somewhere with some usa flag motive from like 15 years ago. cant remember why i even have it. why were they even selling that in croatia. your books and culture are everywhere, you dominate social media, and then come on here whenever someone gives even a middle criticism and act like spoiled children because someone wants you to open an atlas

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I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around

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breaks my heart when i see people being dumb online 🥺 like stoppppp omg stop it for reallllll i’m gonna end up killing myself because you had such a stupid ass opinion i couldn’t take it anymore and the blood will be on your hands 😭

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i don’t care what the most streamed song ever is i don’t care who sold the most albums i don’t care what the most viewed mv of all time is i don’t care about these inflated achievements i don’t care about the sales or the streams or the views all i care about is if i like it or not hope this helps

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whenever you ask your friend who’s really into JPEGs “hey which one do i start with is the newest one fine” they always go "no start with rudy time"

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there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever

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there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"

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whiteout

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dm'ing a mutual you've never interacted with one-on-one is so embarrassing like. hi.... im sorry. you can kill me if you want... can i have your discord..... if not.. feel free to shoot me down where i stand... im sorry.. i'll leave..

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Dude holy crap there is freaking crustacean in my inbox

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BTW this is what the nefarious anglerfish looks like normally

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It’s always “why did you commit regicide” and “your covered in blood” and never How was the treason The treason looked fun was it fun

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between tiktok and youtube slop, kids these days are subjected to possibly one of the worst media diets in the history of mankind. unlike me who was raised on the same 10 commercials for corn syrup products cycling between variety shows, as nature intended

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cashier: ok that'll be $20

me (visibly sweating): ah, yes, of course! a perfectly reasonable price for a grilled cheese and a small smoothie! that was exactly the price i expected you to say when i ordered a single grilled cheese and a smoothie and my vision is NOT getting blurry as we speak! i am a perfectly normal temperature and my speech patterns are natural and even because this is the countenance of an individual who expected to pay 20 american dollars for a single grilled cheese and a smoothie!

cashier: where's all that blood coming from

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always get a large sized drink. you don’t know what life has in store