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why yes, i will be talking about denethor's character assassination in the films as a lazy way to prop up aragorn as the de facto hero archetype for the rest of my life, thank you very much

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thorin but make him a polish nobleman

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He never kept his promise…

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éowyn best character

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Frodo when Sam does literally anything: oh Sam

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I have no idea what timeline is this, afterlife au, boromir lives au, I don’t care, I’ve read a bunch of fics lately and have 💕feelings💕 about Boromir having hopeless crush on Aragorn, sorry

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where now is boromir the fair? he tarries and i grieve.

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POV: you died protecting merry and pippin but accidentally got drafted into the army of the dead so when your brothercaptainkingboyfriend summoned the army of the dead you got dragged along and the yearning has come back in full force upon seeing his face again

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i love how no one died in the hobbit and thorin & bilbo got married and rebuilt erebor and ruled together for 40 years and then handed the crown to fili and then thorin & bilbo retired in bag end and then adopt frodo together and watched fondly as him and sam fall in love. ya know.

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I love tom bombadil I love the ents I love that middle-earth is full of places that are wild and old and carry the weight of untold stories

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hobbit love, anyone?

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Gettimg back into lotr who cheered

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Frodo may be Bilbo’s actual adopted nephew, but Merry and Pippin are his younger cousins, and Sam is his old gardener’s son whose family he clearly has a soft spot for and who he taught to read and write, and Gimli is the son of one of his old adventuring friends, and Legolas is, similarly, the son of the Elvenking who named him an elf-friend, and we know Aragorn is canonically his friend as well, who he very possibly could have met as a small child in Rivendell when he passed through, so really, like 7/9 members of the Fellowship are people he can employ weird elderly relative (or the honorary equivalent thereof) energy on if he wants to and I think that’s very powerful.

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Do lotr elves need sleep?

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Web weaving

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they’re happy and in looove

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fuck it. ralph bakshi gandalf big naturals

ID: six screenshots from Ralph Bakshi's "The Lord of the Rings," featuring the wizard gandalf. His beard has been shortened to reveal large breasts, complimented by a teal-colored dress with a low neckline. From the first to fifth image, in order, he is shown talking with Frodo Baggins, descending a staircase, holding the One Ring, smiling neutrally, and wielding a sword and his staff. In the last image, he is throwing off his grey robes, revealing a white robe over a lacey bralette and long white skirt. End ID.