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effeminate shizun: stay still and let me apply this salve-- binghe what? why am i effeminate??? im a normal shizun. a masculine one, even

binghe gurgling through the pond water he's swimming in: shizun wasn't supposed to see that

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im going to speak my luo binghe ming fan truth

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and can i speak my bingfan truth here?

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poor Liu Qingge is really going through it in the succubus extra, he just had to go and get a crush on the most oblivious man alive

"Younger than me... we had a rocky start... completely devoted.... often together.... saved each other..... peerless beauty..... outstanding talent.... noble blood.... totally in love with me...... Wow what a weird love fortune! Definitely doesn't match anyone in my life!" says Shen Qingqiu while actively sitting next to one of the two men it perfectly describes

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You're right.... I put wwx in a box ONE TIME and yeah it will define me for the rest of my life ✌️

I know Binghe took really good care of SQQ's corpse and healed it up and preserved it. But I'd love for Binghe to be unable to heal wounds on a corpse and only be able to preserve it to keep it from further deterioration

Like when SQQ comes back to his body, he still has open whip wounds

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I know Binghe took really good care of SQQ's corpse and healed it up and preserved it. But I'd love for Binghe to be unable to heal wounds on a corpse and only be able to preserve it to keep it from further deterioration

Like when SQQ comes back to his body, he still has open whip wounds

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Advice by Shang Qinghua!: Do NOT slap bro’s ass in front of his harem!

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i love goofy fetish porn situation magic. oh no the brave knight opened a cursed chest and now he has a pussy and the only way to cure it is by shooting a load in him

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A series of Scum Villain AUs where Luo Binghe tries to romance Shen Yuan in increasingly inappropriate power differentials. Binghe is in love with his landlord and keeps missing rent payments so he can offer to pay with his body. Binghe keeps reinfecting his leg wound so he can try to seduce his home health nurse. Binghe is on trial for murder and judge Shen Yuan is like “members of the jury, please disregard that the defendant is trying to fuck me???”

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"hualian invented love" well bingqiu invented telling your partner that if you were his mother you wouldn't have aborted him even if it killed you, so. im not sure what that is, but bingqiu sure invented it

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I just realized I can post all the svsss memes I made before I made this account. Enjoy

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MotherHen-Shizun ends up feeding the peak

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head empty 🐶

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Pointing out that in SVSSS Luo Binghe has way less kills then Wei Wuxian is always funny because Wei Wuxian stans think I'm saying something negative about Wei Wuxian's character and morality and SVSSS fans understand that I'm pointing out that Luo Binghe is a wannabe loser (positive)

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Peerless Cucumber getting increasingly frustrated as he tries to explain why he calls Shang Qinghua "Airplane" [lit. fly machine].

Not as in their backstories/transmigration.

Just.

Birds fly.

Swords fly.

Sometimes cultivators fly without swords.

Machines do not fly. Carriages do not go whirrr and take to the air. What are you talking about Shen Qingqiu? Have you hit your head?

Even Binghe, with his OP intellect, is not getting it, no matter how much Cucumber rants and raves and gives long detailed technical explanations.

And then fucking Airplane grabs a sheet of paper and folds a paper airplane within like two seconds and sets it loose and suddenly everyone understands.