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thinking again about "sometimes i wanna be slapped during sex by a girl wearing a zorro mask, but that don't make it a good idea!" like what does dean think would be the Consequences. of having sex in kind of a silly, strange manner. why is any of that a Bad Idea.

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Supernatural episode but its just Dean trying to get with Cas and fumbling in increasingly ridiculous ways, and after each one it cuts to Dean on the phone with Charlie in a panic and we get to see her slowly lose her mind

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The gas statioj has a drinks store because it helps the car/owner bond if you eat fluids together

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The gas statioj has a drinks store because it helps the car/owner bond if you eat fluids together

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I miss Cas. Don't you guys miss Cas? I miss him. In like a normal amount. But it's a lot.

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i see the lazarus rising barn scene on the inside of my eyelids when i blink

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the 5x18 alley scene but when deans pinned against the wall nose to nose with cas they start violently making out. heart crazy on you starts playing the moment their lips make contact

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you don’t have to match my freak you just have to think whatever’s wrong with me is fascinating and perhaps even sexual

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i hope dean gets breakfast in bed

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Happy birthday Dean! May you spend your day being lazy in bed with your husband

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he is 46, dude.

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I love it equally when:

–Cas is a nervous virgin, and shivers when Dean pushes his trenchcoat down off his arms.  Trembles when Dean opens the buttons of his white shirt.  And Dean is so gentle, so tender, so sweet, constantly asking, “Is this ok?” and “Are you all right,” and looking up into big, blue eyes that are so wide with adoration and love and trust.  

But also when:

–Castiel is a BAMF who has seen humans have sex millions of times over the centuries, and knows every detail of Dean’s biology from having put him back together after he died.  He has no mercy, no mercy at all, and slams Dean up against the wall with his grace like a vengeful spirit, fucks at Dean’s prostate with more grace so he can use one hand to pin Dean’s wrists above his head and another to milk Dean’s cock while he bites Dean’s lips so hard they bleed, and if Dean can bear to open his eyes, just for a second, and look into Castiel’s, they are flashing like a lightning storm.  

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Dean Winchester is good at sucking dick. Has to be.

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good thing dean, cas, and the impala ended up in heaven because now i can sleep in peace knowing dean is getting his old man back thrown out while having his shit rocked in the backseat

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(so horny i need to be crushed into fine powder & snorted) hello