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judenolans‌:

“I think that only works for established people like Dave Chapelle or Patton Oswalt. I shit on someone and they’ll boo me right off.” Jude stood next to Miles, surveying the scene they’d just waltzed into, a pumping, writhing nightclub filled almost exclusively with Wall Street types. So this was the famed Nebula. “Thanks for the heads up on the suit, by the way.” Miles had told him to come in a suit and now the blonde saw why; he would’ve felt quite out of place here otherwise. A girl in stilettos and a sinfully short LBD strutted past them, looking like she was straight off the Victoria’s Secret runway. Maybe she was a VS girl; this place catered to that sort, after all. “Goddamn, was she a ten, or was she a ten?” 

“Who the fuck is Patton Oswalt?” Miles didn’t know many comedians, his sense of humor wasn’t very sophisticated anyway, he was one of those guys who would laugh at fart jokes. “You never know, bro. Maybe they would like it.” He shrugged his shoulders as he looked around, spotting some familiar faces, he knew most of the staff since he’s a regular. “No problem. If you hadn’t wore one, I would’ve given you my back up one.” Miles always kept a spare Armani suit in his trunk in the trunk of his car just in case. His brows immediately raised at Jude’s question, he looked over the girl, then turned to Jude with a smirk. “She’s a solid nine but very average in bed, she gotta work on her blowjob skills.”

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nathan-porter‌:

Nathan was walking around the restaurant, looking for a free table to sit and eat his meal but that place seemed more crowded than the other days. He spotted a person sitting alone at a table and decided to approach. “Do you mind if I sit with you? I don’t wanna bother you though.” @cityofdreamsstarters​

If Eden didn’t call him and wanted to meet in this terrible restaurant, there’s no way Miles would be there. But it was Eden, a girl he’s been chasing for months, so he couldn’t resist. His nose wrinkled in annoyance as someone approached him, he sighed. Normally he would say no but Eden could be around and he didn’t want to seem like the bad guy. “Yeah, sure. Go ahead.” He shrugged. “Be quick though, my date will arrive soon.”

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Miles Graham Aesthetic

I know the score like the back of my hand Them other boys, I don’t give a damn They kiss on the ring, I carry the crown Nothing can break, nothing can break me down Don’t need no advice, I got a plan I know the direction, the lay of the land I know the score like the back of my hand Them other boys, I don’t give a damn

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Meet the Grahams

Ralph Graham, 67, Former CEO of Graham’s : Patriarch of the family. He’s openly distant towards his kids (exception of Lena), sometimes manages to come off as hostile, but is still an attentive father (in his own terms of course) and a your typical Corrupt Corporate Executive. He’s currently in house arrest for stealing from his own company.

Meredith Graham, 63, Socialite:  The only Graham who hasn’t done anything horrible. She seems genuinely fond of her family and doesn’t want to separate from them (especially from Miles and Lara). She definitely has favorites and she never misses a chance to show it.

Lena Graham, 35, New CEO of Graham’s: While undoubtedly a much better person than most of the rest of her family, she’s also shared the family traits of being condescending, self-absorbed liar whenever she’s around other more “normal” people. Married to a guy named Levi, whom she met in Brown. Very controlling, you can’t blame her for it though, since the rest of the family are so incompetent and unpredictable that they have to be kept on a short leash at all times for anything to be accomplished. She’s the only person who can actually run the family business, very skilled and cunning. Lena is only close to Hugh and she despises her other siblings – the dislike is very mutual.

Lydia Graham, 32, CFO of Graham’s: The second Graham daughter who lacks empathy but is a fairly good businesswoman and Chief Financial Officer of the company. Her narcissistic tendencies often causes tension in the company. She’s very much determined to dethrone Lena so that she herself can run the company. After discovering the secret affair between her former fiancee and her brother Hugh, Lydia became even more hostile towards her brother. At times, she can be very insulting towards Lena and Hugh. She’s very somewhat close to Miles and Lara – they all are the bad guys of the family.

Lara Graham, 27, Conceptual Artist: Youngest kid of the family. Her mother heavily favored Lara and Miles over her other kids, constantly feeding her ego to the point that by middle school she referred to herself as The Queen of Providence. She’s apathetic, selfish and insensitive to the level that people think she might be a sociopath (spoiler alert: she’s not, she is just bored).

Hugh Graham, 31, Environmental Lawyer: Estranged son of the family. Hugh was done with his family shit since the day one, he never felt connected to his twin even though their DNA is identical. He’s not even bit surprised about his father’s corruption. After coming out as bisexual, his relationship with his family worsened. He’s incredibly close to his eldest sister Lena, she’s the only person who gets him. Surprisingly he tolerates Lara, they bond over their knowledge of art and culture. His own actions often don’t line up with the things he judges the rest of his family for doing. He could be equally condescending and hostile – which is not surprising given that he has the Graham gene.

Miles Graham, 31, Stockbroker: Your typical former frat boy, who has an unhealthy obsession with Drake. Some call him serial dater, some call him asshole. Either way, Miles will be fine as long as he gets the attention he wants. He has strange relationship with his twin Hugh, as much as he hates him, he’s also terribly envious of Hugh. Miles tries so hard to have a bond with Lena, however his sister is not interested. He really loves Lydia and Lara, always claims that he and Lara have a special bond. He’s still bitter about the fact he’s the only person in his family who didn’t attend Brown. You can always spot him in a fancy bar with his bros, while wearing his signature Gucci loafers and hitting on women.

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judenolans‌:

“You got any good jokes? I was kind of dared to do a routine at this open mic joint next Thursday. No clue if I’ll go through with it, but it never hurts to be prepared, amirite?”

@cityofdreamsstarters​

“Everything I say is hilarious.” Miles said as if he was stating a fact. “I love insult comedy. I say pick an audience member and shit on them, people will love it.”

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( ANDREW GARFIELD + CISMALE ) — Have you seen MILES GRAHAM ? This THIRTY ONE years old is a STOCKBROKER who resides in MANHATTAN. HE has been living in NYC for ELEVEN YEARS, and is known to be GENEROUS and ADVENTUROUS, but can also be ATTENTION SEEKING and FLAKY, if you cross them. People tend to associate them with GUCCI LOAFERS and SUEDE BOMBER JACKETS. 

Miles LIOR Graham

Your typical former frat boy, who has an unhealthy obsession with Drake and Kanye West – BOTH GEMINIS.

Some call him serial dater, some call him asshole. Either way, Miles will be fine as long as he gets the attention he wants.

The Grahams is a big family, he has an identical twin named Hugh - who he hates/loves, one younger sister named Lara, and two older sisters Lena and Lydia – he simply refers them as bitch number one and bitch number two, although he really loves Lydia. His mom adores Miles, they are very close. Meanwhile his dad only shakes his head at Miles and his shenanigans.

You can always spot him in a fancy bar with his bros, while wearing his signature Gucci loafers and hitting on women.

☼ Gemini  ☾ Libra  ↑ Leo

Chaotic Evil

Graduated from TUFTS, he was in a fraternity called Omega Chi Delta 

Fun fact he’s the only Graham who didn’t attend Brown... More like he couldn’t get in.....

Jewish but doesn’t really practice

Luvs doing coke with his Wall Street friends in fancy restaurant bathrooms

He lives in the High Line. 520 West 28th Street  to be exact. Yes, in that Zaha Hadid building.

P MUCH PAUL ALLEN FROM AMERICAN PSYCHO

His pinterest board

His musing tag

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benscottx‌:

Was this how he’d looked? Was this how he’d been back then? As Ben stood there, observing Miles —- who he really hadn’t expected to see in Beaumont of all places —- he had to ask himself the question. Before he’d been forced to sober up thanks to his year in prison, had he come across this way to everyone around him? Seeing it first hand, made him pretty proud he had that 12 month chip in his wallet once again. “Where am I’s better than who am I, I guess?” he mused lightly, and then crouched down to the other’s level. “You’re on a bench, proper channelling a homeless man right now. man…”

“You are shitting with me, right? What the hell are you doing here?” Miles laughed, totally excited to see an old friend. “What are you even doing here?” As if he had any right to question that. What was even Miles doing in Beaumont? That was a question no one could answer. Even himself. Rubbing his temples, Miles tried to stand up and miserably failed. “My friends would disown me if they knew I’d passed out on a bench.” He laughed, shaking his head. “It was a fun night.” That’s the silver lining.

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keatstefano‌:

Keats looked down dispassionately at the figure rolling on his lawn. He then blinked dispassionately. For an extra flourish, he followed that up by sighing dispassionately. He had the air of a man who had dealt with many drunk people passed out in many of his lawns, despite this being the first time he’d experienced such a thing. Exasperation came naturally to him, he supposed. 

“Look. Man.” Keats started, shaking his head slightly. “This is just… this behaviour just isn’t acceptable. You do know that, don’t you?” He paused for a moment. “Didn’t you think to organise a sober driver? A buddy system? Anything?” 

Miles finally moved his body, he sat on his knees and looked up at the individual who’s been complaining about his drunken behavior. Was he wrong? Absolutely not. 

Did Miles care? Nope, not at all. 

“Dude,” He shook his head, every word the person had said was literally jumping in his brain and making so much noise. “Can you stop yelling?” He groaned. “I don’t have a buddy system here. Give me a break. I just moved Beaumont.”

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judenolans‌:

“He proposed to Noreen at the CMT awards backstage, and it blew up in his face. He’s kind of an idiot like that. He got upset, ran off to California, did some drugs..I don’t know I think it was peyote? In Joshua Tree and the cops found him. Now he’s in rehab and we’re waiting on him to come back to finish the album.” It was dumb, so dumb, but that was life. Shit happened that you couldn’t predict.

“Yep, it’s called the Junkhouse. You won’t be disappointed, I promise.”

~~*~* magic timeskip and they’re sitting in a booth at the Junkhouse la de da ~*~*~

“So, what you feel like having?”

Miles started laughing at the story Jude has just shared. How could he not laugh at this behavior? He wasn’t stranger to alcohol nor drugs and he has never been this dumb. And this was saying something. “Man, he fucked up real bad.” He said between his loud chuckles. 

--- TIME SKIP --- 

After a giant burger with greasy fries, Miles couldn’t feel any better. People were right, Southern food was something else. Leaning his back, he hit his belly gently, as if he was playing drums. He looked at his friend with a smirk. “It’s time to call your dealer, bro.”

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jonahmatthews‌:

A moment of silence followed and Jonah let what the other guy had said sunk in. “Your stalling’s valid, doesn’t open for an hour yet…” he answered simply, lifting his shoulders in a shrug. “The only one you’ll find there right now is the receptionist attempting to tidy up the mess I made of her desk last night.”

“Really?” He sounded surprised. It made sense though, only in New York all clinics were open in godless hours. As the other person elaborated, a smirk formed on his lips. “Oh shit,” He started laughing. “Did you fuck someone on her desk? That is wiiiiiiild.”

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soniels‌:

“My dog almost peed on you.” Sophie responded, as soon as the stranger began gaining his consciousness. Sitting up from where she was sitting on the porch, the brunette took a few steps closer to grab the empty bottles from the grass. “Uh, you’re at —” pausing for a moment, the brunette sighed. “I don’t know if you walked here or not, but it’s a good thing you passed out here. If you went anywhere near the lake, things could be pretty ugly right now.” 

His eyes widened in panic, what if that goddamn dog peed on him for real? He was wearing his favorite Gucci shirt, he couldn’t even fathom the idea of some dog peeing on it. Miles raised his brow as he started moving, trying to gain his balance. “What do you mean by pretty ugly?” Did bunch of ugly girls live near the lake? “I am confused.”

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itskiararichards‌:

“See that building down there? That’s the Shell Gas Station-Can you figure our where you’re going from there I have a Parent/Teacher conference I can’t be late to.”

“I thought Southern people were nice.” He chuckled, finally standing up. “You could’ve offered me a sweet tea but whatever.” Lord, why would anyone offer him anything? But this was Miles, he just assumed everybody should be all over him, all the time. “Go mingle with parents, seems like you are too eager.”

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everett-meade‌:

     New York was noisy but it was an easy adjustment when you let it bleed into your every day, became a symphony. London’s Camden Town nightlife even at least swelling with poetic unrest. Here though, he was hardly expecting to be confronted with fraternity-like disruptions. It was disconcerting mostly, his lawn being a free-for-all, this house was far too open he’d decided then and there. “Nowhere to remember. Stand up and I’ll call you a ride.” 

Frowning, he looked up at the person who was talking to him. Did he wish that person was a gorgeous red head? Yeah he did, but the person wasn’t even a female. Fuck my luck, he said under his breath and stood on his elbows. “Is there an Uber in this town?”

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gemmastarling‌:

Gemma had come upon a man laying on the lawn as she was heading home. Tilting her head, she wondered if he was okay so she reached her for out to tap against his leg. As soon as she heard him speak, she retracted her foot and arched a brow. “On someone else’s property.” She answered as she knelt down besides him. She pulled out her water bottle from her bag, opened it and held it out to him. “You might need this.”

“Fuck,” Miles groaned, finally managing to stand on his knees but wasn’t quite ready to stand up straight. If the things he’d heard about Southern people, he was only an angry property owner away to getting shot. He opened his eyes wider, only to get a better look of the blonde who has been standing in front of him. “Thank you.” Miles took the water bottle and took a generous sip. “You are an angel.” Of course he didn’t waste any time to start hitting on her.

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xoxoholly‌:

“Miles?” What the hell was he doing Beaumont?!          “You’re in Jude’s back yard…”

“Hi Holly,” Although Miles wasn’t really sure whether he was hallucinating or he was actually looking at Holly. “Am I? Did that son of a bitch really leave me here instead of inviting me inside?” He tried to stand up but it was pointless, he sat on his ass and looked at the brunette. “What are you doing in Jude’s back yard?”