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Dakota: Wow! Your lashes are so long!:o

Jamie: Thanks! they’re artificial :)

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Jamie: Oh, speaking of Kai, can you show him this the next time you see him?

Jamie: :|

Jamie: He’ll know what it means.

*later*

Roberts: Bye the way, Jamie wanted me to give you a message

Roberts: :|

Kai: *sighs* the nuetral face of displeasure.

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Kai, just vibin: what are you doing??

Jamie, spritzing his ass: my job is to clean flat surfaces

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Kai: I don’t like when I take showers, heh. I mean, I love taking showers, but my hair—

Bee:

Kai: Is that a bee,

Bee: bzzt

Kai: HUWHAAA—

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Jordan @ Mell: Stop thinking so hard, you’ll lose braincells!

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Jordan: What are you doing?

Jamie: Alex asked me to hack into Todo’s bank account, but Todo made their security question ‘how will I die?’

Jordan: Try 'Alone’.

Jamie:

Jamie: I’m in.

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Alex: My favourite hobby is telling Jordan in detail about all of Mell's mental issues and watching Jordan get progressively uncomfortable because he knows he caused at least half of them.

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Jordan: What I’m trying to say is… what if we went to the party not as friends?

Mell, gasping: As ENEMIES?

Jordan:

Jordan, sighing: I don’t even get why I feel the way I feel about you…

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Mell: If you water water, it grows.

Aspen: … What.

Todo: He’s got a point.

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Kai to Mell: I love resting my head on your chest when you’re sleeping so I can hear your heart beat softly.

Jordan to Mell: I recorded your snoring so you can hear how fucking loud you are and why I can’t fucking sleep.

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Jamie: Kai, do you have a crush on Mell?

Kai: The only crush I have is the crushing burden of my existence.

Jamie: uh—

Kai: ...and on Mell, yeah.

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Judge: how do you plead?

Kai: *mouthing* not guilty

Mell: ...Hot milky

Kai: just lock him up,

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Elliot: What’ve you been doing this whole time?

Mell: *flashbacks to him getting beat up by a rubber plauge mask wearing bird*

Mell: Y’know. Woods stuff.

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Aspen: That’s me. I’m possessed.

Elliot: HAH! YOU’RE A TOOL!

Aspen: shut up

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Jay, after selling an arm: 01110100 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110011 01100001 01100011 01110100 01101001 01101111 01101110 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01101100 01100101 01110100 01100101 00101110 00100000 01000010 01100001 01101100 01100001 01101110 01100011 01100101 00111010 00100000 01110101 01101110 01101100 01101001 01101101 01101001 01110100 01100101 01100100

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Jamie: I’m going to bed, it’s been a long day.

Mell: Youve been up for three hours—