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Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

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Remember when you'd turn on the radio and almost always Poker Face was playing

Back when God was still listening

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bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?

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they should make games 8 gb again

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My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

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Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta

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Last timeloop I gave you my heart....

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Best thing my grandfather ever taught me is that you’ve gotta let yourself grunt and groan when you’re doing something difficult. Makes it easier.

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tozozozo

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genuinely cant stop thinking about whatever early human first looked a literal wolf full in the face and thought domestication would be fun but ALSO cant stop thinking about the ENTIRE early human tribe that absolutely did NOT think to stop them

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