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if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters
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Even though he was basically the size of a pea he still deserved cruel treatment
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using the bus tracker app is like. oh it's going to be here in three minutes. now it's five minutes. oh the bus has killed itself
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Please, please, have a seat.
I’m here to debate Steven Universe with you
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In the gay sex dungeon doing my crossword with a coffee, occasionally looking up with mild interest
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the best part about chilling in darkshire is the murder mystery RPs
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Inflation is so bad I bet $20 isn't even enough to turn a straight man gay anymore that's gotta be like at least $40 in today's economy
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