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how is the man a rock, then?

Mikey. What's your favourite rock.  Igneous, Dwayne, Sedimentary, or Metamorphic

-Your Captain, @theappenitcitiswon

I haven’t heard of the ‘Dwayne’ rock classification, is that something found on your home world?

I like igneous rocks! It’s just cool knowing that they’re the products of cooled lava/magma. And you can get so many different formations even just by varying cooling time of the lava!

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I assumed that was a hallucination. Cas, did hallucination mr beast gunpowder jesus tim convince you of this rock type?

Mikey. What's your favourite rock.  Igneous, Dwayne, Sedimentary, or Metamorphic

-Your Captain, @theappenitcitiswon

I haven’t heard of the ‘Dwayne’ rock classification, is that something found on your home world?

I like igneous rocks! It’s just cool knowing that they’re the products of cooled lava/magma. And you can get so many different formations even just by varying cooling time of the lava!

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its not funny anymore i wish i was a pebble

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Mikey. What's your favourite rock.  Igneous, Dwayne, Sedimentary, or Metamorphic

-Your Captain, @theappenitcitiswon

I haven’t heard of the ‘Dwayne’ rock classification, is that something found on your home world?

I like igneous rocks! It’s just cool knowing that they’re the products of cooled lava/magma. And you can get so many different formations even just by varying cooling time of the lava!

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Mikey... Mike, open the bedroom door... I wanna go fuck a train....

-Your Captain, @theapendicitiswon

I don’t- I don’t think that’s something a healthy person would say. Cas, maybe you should go back to bed? Have a nap

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Hello, internet! At the suggestion of my crewmates, I have created a tumblr blog. I look forward to talking to you all!