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i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself

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"i mainly listen to pop-punk and emo and alt rock" yay! yippee :)

"i listen to everything but rap" no!!! first of all this information is so much less useful than just hearing what you do like. second of all, no the hell you do not listen to Catholic psychedelic synth folk. you're just singling out a distinctly black genre for Some Mysterious Reason

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hi everyone I presented about autism today to 200 people and afterwords someone came up to me and was like "I like your name!" imagine you're at college going to see a lecture and they're like "ok now here to speak about autism is dirk strider"

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In today's "People Are Completely Missing My Point", people are posting links to "trans refugee" orgs that have been overburdened and underfunded since the fucking Obama era and drop you in places like Denver that are among the most expensive places to live. We need actual help, not a lottery that ends up doing exactly what I was complaining about because at the end of the day it's a non-profit corporation that spends more money on CEO's salaries and advertizing than it does on its mission. Check out those "resources" if you want, but remember they care more about their PR than they do about your quality of life and safety upon arrival. They just wanna add another trans person to their tally, and their mission kinda ends there. I totally understand people at very high risk needing that kind of help, and ending up homeless somewhere else would feel like a blessing compared to being stuck with abusive family and stuff, but the majority of trans people aren't living that. The majority of trans people just want to be left alone by the government, and we need your help to make that happen. Quit putting the onus for better on us and telling us to put all the time, effort, risk, etc. of moving on the table to find "better" in a place that's strange and just as unwelcoming (but they're not banning HRT anytime soon) as the place we left. Many of us have communities here. Many of us have family we cannot leave. Many of us are black and brown and disabled and will not be treated better anywhere in America for the compounding intersections of that and our queerness. Many of us simply cannot afford groceries or our hormones and y'all expect us to find the money to move across the country?

Let's be real: the "you need to move" crowd is more concerned about clearing their conscience than with actually helping queers in the South. They think they have a silver tongue and so much compassion, but every time they open their mouths, all I hear is the hiss of a snake.

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shrek 5's teaser animation isnt bad you're just nostalgic for movies made in 2001

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thhis polll is nuts to me bc in 2020 during the portland wildfires and the pre vaccine era of the pandemic, i tried to sign up for a "mutual aid n95 giveaway" list, via my twitter account, and they banned me for having an anime girl pfp (it was rakka from haibane renmei) and having a locked account (i had a job and was closeted). i messaged them like "is there any way i can appeal this?" and they said "no" because apparently my anime girl icon and locked account meant i was either "fash or a creep or both." anyway they approved my roommates so they both got n95s but didn't share them with me. because i had an anime girl icon on twitter and didn't want my boss to find out i was trans.

anyway you all are going to get people killed (mostly trans women, bc we all know who suffers the most from pedojacketing). fuck off if you voted either of the top two options

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lets fucking go

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Disability is not a punishment, but I think the world would be genuinely improved if every person involved in writing or regulating ingredient labels was mysteriously inflicted with at least one food allergy falling under each of the following categories: "natural flavors," "modified food starch," "artificial flavors," "spices," and "color." Down with ingredient labels so vague that they defeat the entire fucking point.

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Goodluck Pikachu

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rubbing my penis

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PSA

This is The Adjuster (Robin Hoodie, Guy That Shot the CEO, etc.):

And this is Luigi Mangione:

And yes, they are both super cool and hot as fuck but remember, they are two different people. The Adjuster has not been found and Luigi was never involved in the shooting.

Do not talk about them as if they are the same person and do not further spread the idea that Luigi is guilty.

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Yall gotta be lying about not being able to decipher the indus valley script that's just stick figures man this shit is easy

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I'll always be Icarus. Your child, who wants to follow you, who wants to show you that your creativity and wit will never be your limits. You have crafted wings for me. You put wings on my arms, taught me how to fly. You taught me to fly.

And fly I did. Yet I didn't heed your warning. Fiery feels the wax, empty my arms as the feather fall. The wind carries my voice away as the cold, dark sea awaits me below.

You are my parent, and you reach for me. You tumble in the air, barely catch your balance. You cannot continue to fly and hold my hand at the same time. You cannot save me.

As you disappear from my eyes, hidden by the foamy sea, I remember us. I remember us, arm in arm, my head resting on your shoulder, you pointing to the horizon and the setting sun.

"One day", you whisper, your voice filled with determined hope, "we will fly away to freedom."

I drown. You land. Will the sea return me to you? Will the sea keep me from you? I do not know but I remember the setting sun and your warm smile.

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my town drug dealer shared this on facebook im cryigng 

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ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose