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MWHAHA Hamburglar x age regressor headcanons!! Sfw! (Based on @baileyartblog au, art by them as well)

1. Tries to bring you happy meal toys after work!!

2. If your clothes (things like pjs or normal clothes XD) don’t fit he will try to cut them up for you so they do fit :)

3. Bring you to things like work parties/events. HE WILL MAKE SURE ALL OF HIS CO WORKERS ARE NICE TO YOU NO MATTER WHAT.

4. Pet names!! Things like baby, sweetie or lovely!!

5. Mostly an ass but he’s sweet to you<3 your his little after all.

6. Hammy looks back on his parents often so he tries not to do what they would do 😭😭

7. The man smokes. He tries to smoke around you less because incase in frightens you or makes you worried.

Okay thanks, that’s all bye bye :P this is so self indulgent lol.

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I’m look at his man boob respectfully

waiter waiter! more moe bears please!

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Ughh Ernie is so cute 😣

Something something

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havin big feelings today ...

my chest felt tight and i was frustrated n my tummy hurt

i realised i was overstimulated n hungry so i took deep breaths n after i felt better, i made lunch ^^

heres some things that help me recognize n work thru my emotions !! maybe they can help u too :>

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This is pretty monumental for me

Slimeys mother, pregnant with Slimey.

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UGHH I NEED MORE RAHH!!

Hamburglar genderbend version I guess

(I made this baecause I couldn’t get her out of my mind and also anytime people make a female version of him it’ll be sexual stuff DX)

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Hey guys MWHAHAH!! It’s your fav vampire boy and oh boy do I have a gift for you guys!! This is my moot so go follow them they are super cool and awesome!! \(^ヮ^)/

Their @ask-sunshine-7star

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Hello this is a long shot call, I am a citizen of Palestine. I am here to request for your support to help get my insulin (Humalog), just an injection for today to save my life please I beg.I was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes and due to current situation in Gaza I'm unable to get my insulin injection as a result I'm here begging for little financial support to help me purchase insulin for this week, am having a balance of$268. Am sorry if I am sending you again this request, kindly donate any amount please. My donation link is in my pinned post🇵🇸. Thank you and be blessed ❤️

I unfortunately can’t donate but I can share the link!!

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friend wanted fat bugbo, so here you go @fez-pwned !!

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Hey guys this is me!! (The average trans man lol)

I enjoy him in the wacky adventures (￣▽￣)

He was an asshole

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reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.

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The man tummies go crazy

his head must be SO heavy

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Me and her @tomsonlygirl

just because they're exes doesn't mean they can't remain silly

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fuck it i will commit entirely to the bit

bat devil credit: @baa-whatever 🖤

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Me and him

meow :)

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GOSH HES SO FUCKING CUTE MORE PLEASE

Don't mind me, here's some more Hammy

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McDonald fan art I guess :/

Not much just 4 idiots got arrested