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It is also statistically the most used emoji, so you definitely aren’t alone in this!

😭 is the best emoji it can be ironic it can be sincere it can be laughter it can be sobbing it’s literally the whole spectrum of human emotion

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"i don't intend hannibal to caught a second time" is such a crazy insane thing for will to say honestly like we don't talk about it enough.

he really said, 'might kill him, might fuck him, idk yet but the important thing is he belongs to me not the state of maryland.'

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Gonna start a thing where I just terrorise everyone else’s rp accounts because I can. Not even mine will be safe LMAOOOO

Anniversary date ideas for when you and your wife are in hiding from a cannibalistic serial killer?

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reblogging for the tags. Dunno if they show up here, but I found them quite humorous. Something along the lines of “I wamma go brbrbrbrbrbrbrbr all on his tummy”

i hate it here so i will go to secret attics in my mind

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And I feel like Hannibal would respond to any pronouns, but because he is (presumably) AMAB, and thus male-presenting, people just use “he” and he rolls with it because again, any pronouns.

Yeah yeah I know they’re murderous cannibals, but I think the real reason a lot of people don’t like Will and Hannibal is because they’re fluid in their gender roles. I don’t mean being non binary either, although they can be gender queer and I’ll cheer that too. I mean each has both traditionally feminine and masculine traits, with what they do, and that makes way too many people uncomfortable.

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Get away from my boo thang or imma be in YOUR veins, Garrett.

Side note, was or a running joke or smth that Garrett was ONLY referred to as “Garrett Jacob Hobbs” like OKAY we GET IT but at some point you need to stop with the full name. Just “Garrett” is okay. I mean, even Garrett Hobbs would be fine, we don’t need the middle name too.

I'm in your veins and your walls and your mind. Stay vigilant.

-Garret Jacob Hobbs

I... don't like this. Stop.

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Ugh finally a post I can relate to 😫 Eating people IS exhausting.

Eating people is so exhausting

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Sub Hannibal propaganda to go with my top will propaganda

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This needs to be shared…

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

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AAAHHHHHH GSUWHSUAGUAGWUSHWJSHSJSHAJ FUCKING REPOST THIS ALREADY, ALL OF YOU

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I have never seen a post like this with such a picture to match. And in his favourite suit, too…

AND YOU'RE TELLING ME PEOPLE THINKS THIS MAN TOPS????

(Maybe when Will lets him)

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LMAO

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nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

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Why did I say this out loud

maaaowww

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Yesss exactly. This. I love this.

WAITTTT GUYS I HAD AN IDEA

Child hannibal with bruises and marks on his arms from Chiyoh teaching him table manners 🥺 Every time he has his elbows on the table or sets the place wrong she swiftly smacks him with a stick or a spatula or something until he learns 😭😭 Guys he’s not actually like this it’s just trauma 💔💔💔💔💔