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one day all of my followers will have played ace attorney in this i believe

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Guys 2014 is in two months

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being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store

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The way this archeologist tries to keep a straight face while talking about a 2000-year-old dildo on Chinese state TV 😭😭😭

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This just in

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using the bus tracker app is like. oh it's going to be here in three minutes. now it's five minutes. oh the bus has killed itself

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CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

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i know some naughty words that will really knock your socks off

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i know some naughty words that will really knock your socks off

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let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

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Was talking with one of my very lesbian friends about body dysmorphia and how you can look at a fucking gorgeous woman who has a lot of the same qualities as yourself and not realize that the complement also applies to yourself. I asked her if she'd been watching Dancing With The Stars this season and she said no.

So i showed her a picture of Ilona Maher from this week's episode.

Her response:

"Thigh. Thigh. Thigh. Thigh. Thigh."

So anyway, the takeaway here is that one person's 'too masculine' is another person's 'thigh.'

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Just finished Pride and Prejudice 1995 and let me just say, Elizabeth Bennet is so me. You wouldn’t catch me dead telling anyone I’m in love with anybody. How embarrassing. Over my dead body. No, he is going to propose and my family is going to be wholeheartedly confused and fully flabbergasted at my saying yes, as God intended

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those coconut crabs shot amelia earhart’s plane down because they were misogynists.