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AU: When Clara realizes she enjoys the adrenaline and danger of traveling with the Doctor, instead of becoming a school teacher, she becomes a cop. While she’s not traveling the universe, saving planets, she’s saving lives in London as Detective Oswald.

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“ —hold on a second!   Sorry but, that sounds vaguely sadistic.   unless you operate a haunted    house or something to that effect.    I guess that would be bit funny to watch. ”

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“—You live for running and  screaming? What do ya know, that makes two OF us. Other people running and screaming though. It’s always FUNNIER that way. Got anymore INTERESTS I should know about?”

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“ Not my fault there’s no... sudoku for two.   Or is there? I like the sound of that. ”

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        “ Remind me to never play scrabble              against an english teacher ever. ”

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REMEMBER KIDS !!   some very important relationships are PLATONIC.   some are maternal, paternal, friendships, siblingships.   they do not all have to revolve around romantic/sexual attraction.   please don’t ever think that i wouldn’t write with you if you didn’t want to bring a romantic/sexual ship to the table. I LOVE PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS.   THEY ARE UNDERRATED, UNDER EXPLORED, AND LOOKED PAST WAY TOO OFTEN.    THEY CAN BE THE MOST IMPORTANT RELATIONSHIP TO A CHARACTER.   PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.

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They were like Romeo and Juliet, Fated to fall in love. Or maybe, they were just fated to fall.

the way star-crossed lovers always do. k.b. (via bellamyblakesrifle)

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@everybodyelsedying cont. from [here]

“Great if you’d rather not meet anyone, ever. Which is one way to stay safe... until you actually need help.” She bit on her lower lip, taking few steps past Ashildr, hands outstretched as if she actually hoped for something or someone to reach out. “But sooner or later we all do... don’t we?”

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I highly recommend you follow the person I reblogged this from.

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the man from u.n.c.l.e. (2015) sentence starters

tw disordered eating, alcohol, gendered slurs, violence

❝ you look important… or at least your suit does. ❞ ❝ statements like that can get you into a lot of trouble around here. ❞ ❝ make yourself comfortable, why don’t you.  ❞ ❝ you’re wasting your time. i haven’t seen him for 18 years. ❞ ❝ if i had 15 minutes, we’d drink tea, eat biscuits; i’d talk, you’d laugh, and we’d be on our way. ❞ ❝ are they still following us? ❞ ❝ when you hear something that sounds like a gunshot, drive. ❞ ❝ you can’t be serious. ❞ ❝ excuse me dear, i just need to use your back door. ❞ ❝ hug me. ❞ ❝ what’s that? it smells like feet. ❞ ❝ how long was your prison sentence? ❞ ❝ don’t ever make the calamitous error of mistaking my deliberate short-sightedness for blindness. ❞ ❝ look at ‘em. merrily oblivious as we labor tirelessly to save them from extinction and not even a ‘thank-you.’ ❞ ❝ don’t kill your partner on your first day. ❞ ❝ i’m sure you understand humiliation better than most. ❞ ❝ my woman would never wear anything like that. ❞ ❝ smoothly done. ❞ ❝ you can’t put a paco rabanne belt on a patou. ❞ ❝ and remember… take it like a pussy. ❞ ❝ not very good at this whole ‘subtlety’ thing, are you? ❞ ❝ either you start to look like you know what you’re doing, or i’m out of here. ❞ ❝ would you like a bigger glass? ❞ ❝ no fun dancing by yourself; i need a partner. ❞ ❝ don’t you make me put you over my knee. ❞ ❝ so you don’t want to dance… but you do want to wrestle. ❞ ❝ i like my women strong. ❞ ❝ now we are engaged. again. ❞ ❝ i am neither a goat, nor your sister, so… get your hands off me. ❞ ❝ i’m okay, i think. ❞ ❝ i’ve been on a diet, my dear. just caviar and champagne for three weeks. ❞ ❝ you see, each one of us has a destiny… and i believe i can help you with yours. ❞ ❝ you can see the future? ❞ ❝ i can see us having lunch tomorrow. alone. ❞ ❝ darling, time to go. ❞ ❝ they had it coming. ❞ ❝ you need to control your temper. ❞ ❝ i think he’s an athletic, good-looking gazillionaire, who’s offered me a job and made advances towards me. ❞ ❝ i quite like him. ❞ ❝ i don’t know what you’re upset about, you’re not even my fiance! ❞ ❝ the thing is… i work better alone. ❞ ❝ i’m not leaving. ❞ ❝ and what, exactly, did you do to him? ❞ ❝ just shut up and watch me work. ❞ ❝ you’re trembling. ❞ ❝ it’s going to be okay. ❞ ❝ i’ll be close by. ❞ ❝ help yourself to a drink. ❞ ❝ so sorry to keep you waiting. ❞ ❝ i thought i was doing so well. ❞ ❝ the fault doesn’t lie in your performance. ❞ ❝ she seemed so innocent. ❞ ❝ i’m so sorry i can’t stay to finish you off myself. ❞ ❝ man has only two masters in this world, and their names are pain and fear. ❞ ❝ i never thought i’d say this, but i’m actually quite pleased to see you. ❞ ❝ it’s okay. i would have done exactly the same thing in your position. ❞

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me: *old woman voice* you kids and your fancy icons in circles and octagons and trapezoids. back in my day we didn’t even USE icons. we used gifs. and big ones, too! and we had to wait fifteen minutes just for them to load.

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get to know me meme: 2/6 favorite female characters ♡ clara oswald

                “Hatred is too strong an emotion to waste on someone you don’t like.”

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"Yeah, three double cheeseburgers with everything!"

“Is that a challenge? Or... wait! 

      Missed something, didn’t I? Is someone joining us?”

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@cxffeeshxpgirl cont from [here]

“Uhm-” Maria paused. She had to think about that for a moment. “Someone to love me. Someone to love me and children maybe?” Maria admitted.

“What about you?”

“Lovely thought. Sounds perfectly possible, too.” Clara smiled gently and pondered for a moment before giving her answer. “I used to have a pretty solid ideas for that one. Not all of them nice, to be honest. Now? Not so sure. Change one thing and other will follow, for better and worse.”

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"Oooh, ahhh, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming."

“Ah! That’s what I live for.” she chuckled, arms crossed over her chest.“Can’t see much to run from here, though. Know something I don’t?”

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@ofkaleidoscopes cont. from [here]

[text] I’ve arrived, but I don’t see you.  You said corner of Main & Abbey, right?

[text] did not!

[text] did i?

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The most frightening sound in the world is your own heart beating. No one likes to talk about that, but it is true. In the midst of deep fear, it’s a secret beast pounding a giant fist on some inner door, demanding to get in.

Jonathan Carroll (via quotemadness)

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“Right! That’s about right. Only, you know, singular. In more than one way actually...” Clara sighed as she took a closer, more cautious look around. “...and he said he’d be here.”

STARTER CALL @mightbeclara

     “Does this have something to do with aliens?” Really, he wouldn’t be surprised. Not as much as one would think. He did know of their existence.