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I love Josh’s anti-classism so much. I grew up in a single parent household that didn’t have time/the ability to cook. I taught myself as an adult and ended up loving it. I cook with this stuff a lot. Shit, the RealLemon juice ends up in a lot of my cocktails. Sure, I like fancy ingredients when I can afford them and I have things I get picky about using - but I have bad hands, mincing garlic is painful as fuck. There’s a lot to be said for knowing how to work with what you have. Don’t shame people for trying, don’t shame people for feeding their families things that they enjoy.
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you fucking with fat bitches?
Since day 1 you stupid son of a bitch
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Uh oh! You are now a were-animal! This means you become a human-sized animal hybrid with uncontrollable bloodlust every night!
Spin this wheel to get your species
#werefox#with prep I think that’s manageable#also very cool ✌️#possibly very dangerous but I think containable#unless I get crazy crafty too
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does it ever get better? has it gotten better? will it get better? when will it get better?
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I could recognize her by discourse alone, by typing style; I would know her blind, by the way her bad takes came and her fingers struck the keyboard. I would know her under any username. i would know her irl, at the end of the world
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毛咕咕Studio (@maogugu_studio): The Princess and the Pea
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don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated
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What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.
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You should tell people how important they are to you. Not because they could leave at any moment, but because they’re here now, and it’s worth saying something.
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