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me when pretty boy, me when baby, me when handsome, me when doll, me when angel, me when baby boy, me when handsome boy, me when darling, me when good boy, me when my boy, me when me when me when ME WHEN
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Still a travesty that Shirley was less popular than Pierce in the vote for a lab partner. Idk about you but I'd rather do a science experiment with a creationist who is admittedly annoying about it than a guy who will either be asleep or a small social mistake away from calling me a slur.
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*holds you in my mouth perfectly safe between my sharp teeth bc i love you*
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I want to sit in his lap n nuzzle my face into his neck n play with his hair
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ahaha nooo don’t moan while you’re sucking my dick i’m gonna knock you up
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sleep ? like from 2006 mcr album “the black parade”?
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first of all, thanks for the advice
andddddd yes, i thought about that, but we've been dating for like a month, so i don't really want to rush stuff. i do feel that too, but it's kind of early. speaking from experience, rushing things isn't normally a good idea
bUt yes, thank you sm
he accidentally said "i love you", but i was way too anxious to say it back, knowing it was an accident
yes, i acted as if i didn't hear him
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he accidentally said "i love you", but i was way too anxious to say it back, knowing it was an accident
yes, i acted as if i didn't hear him
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If a felon is president, every felon needs to be able to vote immediately from this moment forward
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if you call me a pretty boy i'm gonna cum in my pants
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need to be with a queer cowboy. a man that uses his hands, just a blue collar boy overall. he has the rough appearance of a hardass hick, boots and medium-washed jeans, maybe has the slutty little mustache and stubble combo, cropped modern mullet if you're super lucky. he might come off as a right viewed man, but he's actually super respectful, and extremely gay.
his hands are calloused, dry, obviously rough from using them at work. maybe you meet at a bar, watching him from afar, hesitant to approach. sure, it was a gay bar, but straight men showed up unwelcomed. he'd notice you from the corner of his eye, a smirk curling at the edge of his lips. after battling each other from feet away, he'd come over to you, lazily standing with one hand in his pocket and the other wrapped around his beer.
and fuck, he's even more attractive up close. your friends at the table look at you knowingly and watch you try to mantain a solid composure.
he offers to buy you a drink and eventually encourages you to come sit with him at the bar. a few minutes turn into an hour, then two. your friends remind you that they're leaving soon and he raises an eyebrow at that.
"i can take you home, if you'd be comfortable with it," he muses, his voice edged of confident and nervous almost.
yeah more to go on about here but i'll end there for now lmk if you rly want more
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i ran 80,000 simulations and we were soulmates in each and every one of them
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Firm believer that all trans guys should have fangs,,, testosterone should give you fangs
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