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podcast matt,you will always have my heart.💖
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Every other social media:
is this Smosh?
Tumblr mfs:
no bitch, this is Shpemienchourgelarashandanylivianoathommy
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get the fuck out.
chris. get over here
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ross lynch save me ross lynch
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the things i would do…
ayo, ebon and jeremy taking a smoke break at the season 3 bear premiere :’)
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the fear of disappointing people with this trevor imagine is HIGH and very REAL but i promise it is being worked on 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
#smosh#trevor evarts#spencer agnew#smosh games#smosh x reader#smosh pit#smoshblr#plsdontbemeantomyfaceiwillcry
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petition for erin to become a cast member because i love her dearly and look for her in every video 😻😻😻🫶🫶🫶
#erin dougal#smosh#spencer agnew#trevor evarts#smosh x reader#smoshblr#smosh games#anthony padilla#shayne topp#courtney miller#smosh pit#smosh cast#pleasepleasepleasemakeerindougalacastmemberbeforeiselfimplode#theycouldnevermakemehateyouerindougal🫶
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this just did dangerous things to me….
disclaimer: gory, violent, mentions of death + murder, blood, psychotic!chris + reader.
chris hadn’t meant for you to find out what he had been doing. he was so careful, always hiding the knives or the guns, scrubbing his hands raw to remove the traces of blood splattering against the milky skin. he made sure to cover every track, every single piece of evidence. he needed to be sure because he didn’t want you knowing that he hunted down every guy that looked at you like you were theirs. he didn’t want you knowing that he was manipulating the game, so that in the end, he’d claim his rightful prize. you.
but you knew. you’ve studied too many serial killers and their cases, you’ve watched every slasher, slice and dice type film under the sun since the ripe age of ten. you know the signs, you see the way he watches the time when you get home after a date, before suddenly disappearing and clambering in through your window during the early hours of the morning, you’ve never once believed his “just need to take a walk.” excuse or his “matt called me about something planned for tomorrow.” lie. chris was never skittish about you going into his room alone and going through his things, at least not until the beginning of last year.
you put the pieces together, and you’ve done some stalking of your own, watching as chris rips the life from every man you’ve ever had any sort of emotional, physical, or even romantically verbal connection with. you knew deep down you should’ve been terrified, but there was something about the way his muscles flexed as he stabbed or knocked the guys unconscious, or the way he’d smirk to himself as he finished the job. you were deeply turned on by the way he took the phrase “i’d kill for you.” quite literally.
you had decided to repair the favour, waiting until some poor girl took her chances with chris, watching and waiting as she walked away in shame before tailing her on the way home. you were quick to make your move, slashing her throat with ease before calling chris.
“hey can you come to the address i’m sending you? i need help with something.” you plead, feigning desperation, giggling to yourself as he immediately obliges before hanging up the phone.
when chris showed up, he wasn’t sure what to expect, given that you normally only went to three places, his house, work, and your best friend’s place. so as he took tentative steps over the threshold, his body on high alert, he was shocked to find you standing over the girl from the party’s body, your thin white tank now a dark crimson, clinging to your body as the poor girl’s blood cakes to your skin.
“what the fuck did you do?” he exclaims, his face twisting in shock, and he knows it hypocritical to react this way, given how he spends his free time, but he didn’t think his perfect girl would ever turn into the same type of monster he is.
“what the fuck have you been doing chris? you think i don’t know about your little hobby? stalking every guy i ever do anything with and killing them so that i’d be left with you?” you laugh, wiping the splatters of blood from your lips, smearing it across the plump flesh, unknowingly affecting chris as he watches you.
“i-“
“don’t worry chris, i’m not mad. i’m touched actually, i find it almost endearing the way you’d manipulated everything to ensure that we’d be together. i wanted to return the favour.” you purr, stepping closer to him as he smirks, his hands gripping your waist, pulling you into a searing kiss before tugging you to his car, wanting to get you both away from the scene of the before it’s too late.
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sneak peak???? this is definitely going to be a longer one…
#spencer agnew#smosh#trevor evarts#trevorevartsxreader#smosh x reader#smoshblr#x reader#shayne topp#smosh games#smosh pit
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okay ring placement is actually CRAZY
his fit ?????? his ring placements ????? mf knows how to drive me crazy
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dating trevor hc? i have never thought about it but he’s such a tall cutie tee heee
trevor evarts dating headcannons
a/n: UGH YES FINALLY TREVOR LOVE!! underrated king he’s so cute
- loves when you let him cook for you
- also loves when you help him cook
- so good at quiz night bc he’s so smart in like random areas LMAO
- bc he’s tall, when you hug him you feel rlly safe
- loves being taller than u bc he’s ur personal ladder
- like he’ll get something off a tall shelf and be like “all in a day’s work m’lday”
- he makes ur sides hurt from how funny he is
- loves taking u bowling for date night bc he’s a literal professional and loves rubbing it in your face
- watching tv shows or movies w him is a treat bc he tells you about EVERYTHING
- “did you see that!” “no, what did i miss?” “rewind it and pay attention!”
- likes to carry your things bc he feels useful
- he cannot bake AT ALL. like he’s a damn good chef but you’re the household baker fr
- super supportive of everything you do
- like if u have an interview or something he’ll text you and say ‘you got this!!’ with a bunch of gifs
- apartment is FILLED with figures and posters
- every year he has a themed party an you alr KNOW he’s dressing up with you
- you’re winning best dressed couple bc why wouldn’t you
- if you ever go out for food with him he’s like “damn, they needed more acid in this one, it’s pretty bitter” just to annoy you
- “they needed to put lemon on this…” “trev we’re in an olive garden, what more do you want?”
- definitely really sentimental and loves getting you things that make him think of you
- will try anything you try
- hobbies, food, experiences, he’s going with you!!
- 100% calls you stupid shit
- “what’s up dickwad how was work today?”
- (and he then kisses your cheek)
- “what the fuck is with these names trevor”
-“… funny”
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the sweetest boy 🫶
Trevor + his dangly earring
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Jeremy Allen White | Late Show with Stephen Colbert | June 20, 2024
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okay spencer. 😭 is everything alright at home 😭
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chris sturniolo x midwestern!reader??? bc like…duh obviously 😀
#sturniolo x reader#chris sturniolo#chris sturniolo x reader#sturniolo triplets#ANDSHEHELPSHIMHOOKAWORMBCHEFREAKSOUTWHENITSTARTSMOVING
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Trevor and Y/N Late night 7/11 trip for slurpees & giving joke critique to the gas station food (that one vid of him & Josh rating taquitos is a big comfort fr)
this is…everything to me rn
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