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Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)
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hey if you died right now whats your ghost outfit you cant change it be honest
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If I had the death note I wouldn’t even care about killing people the real kicker is that you can bend their will before they die. Like who cares if I could give joe biden a heart attack BUT i could make him go up the the podium and say something like “I need a thick girl and a blunt right now or I’ll die” and then he explodes. That’s where the money is
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Woke Goggles™ strike again.
Also, he really set himself up with that movie list. Hoo boy.
Like, I knew the trap I created was not going to work out for him. And it was extra fun how confident he was with "I dunno" and "need more?" All while setting me up for the spike with an oversized beach ball.
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Evansville Press, Indiana, February 5, 1912
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Evansville Press, Indiana, February 5, 1912
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weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you'll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly
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Typically an adjective accompanies those words
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