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Midsomer Murders watch through - Season 2 episode #4

Episode watch throughs can be found using the #midsomer Harley S2EP4 and the #MMS2EP4 tags below, obviously it’ll change for each episode e.g. next episode it’ll be #MMS2EP5 etc.

And here we are again

Well there’s suspect #1 and the magistrate isn’t even dead yet

This new opening is... interesting

Tom!

Don’t look at Tom like that

TROY

Stop it Gavin

He’s so cute

Oh she’s gorgeous

Swans!

Fuck you leave her alone hector

Gavin is so pretty

GAVIN TRYING TO COUNT GOOSE AHHHHHH

Waittttttt I think I know this one

Or am I thinking of a different show

It might’ve not been midsomer

There was a doctor who had a young wife

It sounds like a midsomer episode

Troy getting heated about being called kinky😭is it cuz they’re right troy

Troy is so proud of himself for the goose joke

Gavin made him lunch ahhhhhhhhh😭

He’s so pretty

Morning Tom

Jesus does it bother y’all that much

You got Troy out of bed too

Wait who’s car are they in

He’s not that kind of copper

Fuck y’all

Gavin I can see that smile

Lecture him barnaby fuck him up

PITY WE HAVEN’T GOT ONE HAHAHAHAHA

“Go away troy” barnaby. Stop it.

Very formal Gavin

He thinks he’s sooooo funny

That looks fun

Go on troy!

Bless him

I guess hector dies soon

Buddy put that away don’t be an ass

Uh oh

Oh that is soon isn’t it

I presume one of those shots was him dying

Run boys run

Um... tell me I didn’t just see what I thought I saw.

Good question why did the belt come off

Troy knows his shit he knows about the Mars bar

“I ate it” ice it troy

Barnaby is getting heated againnnnnnn

Don’t start getting rough with barnaby

Michael’s a bastard

Who’s there

No not the piggies!

I can’t stand how pretty troy is

Good work gavin

Troyyyyyyyyyyyy

All I saw was his leg in the air

John is dead I believe

Yep

You’re fine barnaby you’re absolutely fine

Just roll with it troy

Uh ohhhhhh Stefan

Don’t go in that house

Too late

Barnaby has no time for any of this shit today and I love it

It’s banana day!!!

Doggie!!!

Man hector is a bitch

Troy your wording is incredible

Troy stop teasing him

They all hate barnaby cuz he’s thicc 👁👄👁 god forgive me for that I’m sorry I swear

Oooooooooh that cake looks nice

Can I have some

TROY OH MY GOD

“What are you eating” you sound like his mo

What is she doing get off he’s married he loves Joyce get your hand off get off him

Barnaby are you okay

Okay so did fleur kill him I can’t remember

Troy’s face he’s hit the jackpot

Incredible

Nice one cully

Tom looks insane

He’s onto something

I don’t blame her if she did

See I thought it was fleur

I knew it

Fuck hector

Don’t roll your eyes at him or I’ll make you eat those trousers

Happy barnaby makes a happy life

I never remembered what show it was with the doctor traveller and his wife. Maybe it was midsomer. I guess we’ll find out🤷🏻‍♀️

See y’all tomorrow

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Midsomer Murders Watch Through - season 2 episode #3

Episode watch throughs can be found using the #midsomer Harley S2EP3 and the #MMS2EP3 tags below, obviously it’ll change for each episode e.g. next episode it’ll be #MMS2EP4etc.

Nice tree shot

Sir Percival prancelot pleaseeeeeeee

Oh wait I know this episode I remember it well

Or do I... I thought it was the one with the mother and daughter who

STAN??? THAT’S STAN FROM DINNER LADIES

Why do I feel like thats Philippa? Hang on lemme pause I need to know.

Oh okay so she was in midsomer just not this episode

She’s been with him 2 years??? Last episode she got a new boyfriend has it really been 2 years since that episode?? And going off that, 4 years since the rainbirds??

See it might be that episode but I don’t remember there being two deaths at the cricket? There’s definitely one later but I don’t remember there being one there at the start

Oh yeah it’s the episode I’m thinking of. I guess there were two deaths? Either the characters look very similar or it is the episode. There was no murder at the start after all so I guess it is that episode

Oh yeah Tara dies

Where’s Troy

There’s Troy!!!

WAIT THAT’S CHARLES JENNINGS HOLY SHIT

I miss George

He seems so fake sad about the death but I know he isn’t the killer

Troy can’t back down from the team I wanna see him play cricket

Hearing stan say “I’ll punish you” is not something I thought I’d ever have to hear

Oh you want to blackmail someone? You’re going to die then

MISS BEAUVISIAN or however you spell it

Like I said, everybody’s fucking everybody in midsomer

We’re letting Troy drive?

Gavin in a red shirt hey hey

His little smile when barnaby mentions the cricket bye

I can’t remember who dies in the cricket shed was it

Oh no wait don’t tell me it’s Charles I thought it was Stephen or someone else???? Man that’s sad considering he’s been in a past episode idk

I keep forgetting that I need to write stuff down

Go on Gavin!!!

My mind is a gutter

Go on troy!!!!!!

You’ll notice I constantly change from Troy to Gavin to Gavin to Troy

The way he runs straight away🥺

Troy hasn’t forgotten the last time they met lmao

Barnaby is gettin heated

Don’t be so cruel

See barnaby knows his shit

Man her eyes creep me ouuuuuuuut

I know the story of this one so well I’m struggling to finish it cuz I’ve seen it so many times I like seeing stuff I have no idea about

Okay that was fun see y’all tomorrow

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Me trying to watch an early episode of midsomer murders whilst a later episode is on tv and trying to pay attention to that as well

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Midsomer Murders watch through - season 2 episode #2 (Strangler’s Wood)

I recognise the title but I can’t remember the story just yet, the description is very vague - “the police are led into the murky world of midsomer worthy” so let’s see.

Episode watch throughs can be found using the #midsomer Harley S2EP2 and the #MMS2EP2 tags below, obviously it’ll change for each episode e.g. next episode it’ll be #MMS2EP3 etc.

I don’t recognise it yet

Typical British conversation

Okay wait I recognise him

LADY JANE FELSHAM

Sorry she plays lady Jane in Lovejoy, I adore that show

Lemme Guess they find a dead body

Waittttttttt is this the one with Carla and the cigarette people?

Look at tom’s little curl

“He’s not even on a case” the equivalent of naming the Scottish play

Troy!!!!

Oh good god it’s you

Look how young he looks!

He’s drinking whilst looking at a dead body?

Oh that watch might belong to lady jane’s husband

Troy is so pretty

You don’t know barnaby like I do, he’ll find them.

Oh dear

Is he gonna die

Oh no nvm

It’s not him then

It’s not him and it’s not Rolex guy, he’s probably sleeping with the girl

Troy is just ambitious

Oh no he’s fanboying

Troy control yourself

Monarch tobacco yep I know this episode now

No way has troy written into the column omg

He said don’t look!

First person shot! I love it!

Uhhhhhhh

Right well that’s not dodgy is it

Oh no

Who is that

I couldn’t tell, who was that?

Well maybe you should invite Troy. Maybe Troy wants dinner.

This dude needs to get his priorities straight

“We’re very sorry sir” no you’re not and you shouldn’t be

Troy speaking Spanish goodnight

Tom please your daughter is waiting

Oh come on barnaby don’t you get it

John is too obvious it’s not him

It’s Troy’s birthday!!

Wait no it’s not actually his birthday is it I forgot

Dandelion tea!!

Men.

Oh yeah Ana gets run over doesn’t she

Aww kitty

Let the cat in you don’t keep a cat outside dummy

I actually don’t remember who it is tho that does all this

Steady on mate

“I told you, I was at home.” Barnaby says cut the crap

Elizabeth Frances? That’s the chick Dan gets with

Why do I feel like it was Bill that did it

Maybe that’s why I recognise him

Troy for gods sake

Yeah cuz wasn’t Carla killer cuz she was gonna out the company cuz she was dying from smoking so many cigarettes

Oh he’s gonna die I remember this, nasty stuff

But why kill him tho I don’t remember why he died

Troy’s gonna kill somebody one day and it’ll be you, Tom.

Wait she killed him?

Oh he was the killer years ago!

She doesn’t look strong enough to do that to him tho?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh wait I remember! Dr Aycott!

Did we meet anyone with the name aycott

Yeahhhh okay I remember it’s Bill

David knows his shit

I love Tom and Joyce

Oh no is Nicolas gone

Is his name dan

I’m gonna miss Troy when he’s gone like I Dan Scott is the first one I saw I think or maybe Jones I think it was jones actually but I still really like Scott anyway idk it just won’t feel the same without Troy

Okay that was fun goodnight mwah

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When this is all over I’ll watch every episode again and continue to do so for the rest of my days because I will never want to let go of these people

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Midsomer Murders watch through - season 2 episode #1 (Death’s shadow)

Episode watch throughs can be found using the #midsomer Harley S2EP1 and the #MMS2EP1 tags below, obviously it’ll change for each episode e.g. next episode it’ll be #MMS2EP2 etc.

First off I just wanna say I’m so excited richard briers is in this one

Hey you don’t leave anybody behind that’s not cool

Is cully gonna be in danger

Tom leaving during his own wedding makes so much sense

Oh Simon fletcher? As in the little boy Simon that just ditched his mate? This’ll be interesting

Ooh he’s cute

Okay she needs to pipe down

THE RAINBIRDS

two years ago???????

Suspect #1 confirmed, though he’s too obvious so it’s not him

Sing Tom sing

I think Agnes may be dead

Or she’ll be a suspect when Richard dies

There goes Ian, the other suspect

What’s the doc up to

Can she be considered a suspect too

An axe? Really?

I’m tired of her

Don’t kill Richard briers

Phew

Wait

Wait it was their axe?

Someone broke into their house and stole their axe? We can rule them out then

“Morning Mr Bayley” he’s dead sweetie

Troy!! I missed you

You know it’s bad when George is taken back

MOST OF IT?

Fuck that’s brutal that’s evil

Wait but I thought it was an axe

Oh or was the axe for something completely different

Okay but why isn’t Troy the best man

I’m gonna go back and check maybe it wasn’t an axe but I swear it was lmao it’s hard to mix an axe up with a sword

The brutality of it doesn’t sit right with me like this is more than a jealous fit of rage this is planned and it’s clearly very personal. You don’t chop someone’s head off because they didn’t give you a business deal or they’re building something you disagree with

Right troy slap him

Slap. Him.

Is cully still dating thingy

Nicolas

Joyce refusing to talk to Tom is so funny sorry

Leave it out cully

Why do I feel like it’s the doctor

Or he had multiple visitors

Okay no it’s not the doctor

Tom stop it Troy’s doing his best

Right who’s next then

Oh David

Break the window for gods sake man

Cut it out Charles don’t roll your eyes

Oh an archery bit that doesn’t spell trouble does it

Stop traumatising Troy

No no no barnaby it isn’t Agnes

See I knew there was a damn axe

See you’d think it was Ian but for some reason it doesn’t seem that way

Like an old friend - okay so maybe it’s Simon

I still think it has something to do with the school I just don’t know how

Go on troy you can do it you can do it

Whooooo Joyce

He’s still going bless him

Oh no doesn’t Simon get an arrow to the chest when he’s on stage

Or is that another episode

Yep there we go

Okay so it isn’t Simon, it isn’t Agnes, it isn’t the doctor and it isn’t

Why do they always walk in on peopleCHARLES? HE’S FUCKING CHARLES? ISN’T HE A MINOR?

He’s 19 but that’s still kinda fucked up

Okay so the younger boy is the killer, so I bet he’s going under another name now

Or he isn’t the killer and it’s someone getting revenge for him

So it’s his father doing this or OH IT’S THE LADY ?? No I bet it’s the vicar or his wife

Of course Richard fuckin briers is the murderer

See you know they’re shady when they ask what time it is

Don’t let him pray for fucks sake he’s gonna kill himself or run away

SEE I TOLD YOU

I bet he goes to the woods

Oh no the tower he’s gonna fall off or jump off

Oh I remember he jumps off

Yikes

Good old midsomer

Joyce isn’t wrong

“Knowing our luck our driver will probably be killed” “Murder on the orient express? It’s already been done” Tom I can’t stand you

Okay that was fun goodnight

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I literally have nothing on the schedule today I’m just watching midsomer Murders so if you see me uploading a third commentary mind ya business

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Midsomer Murders watch through - Season 1 Episode #5 (death in disguise)

Episode watch throughs can be found using the #midsomer Harley S1EP5 and the #MMS1EP5 tags below, obviously it’ll change for each episode e.g. next episode it’ll be #MMS1EP6 etc.

Blonde hair and brunette beard is stressing me out

Damn that sounded like a threat which one of you is gonna die then

Oh blonde brunette

Okay well that guy clearly didn’t kill him

Tom!

She drove all the way to see Tom? Do they not have phones there?

Troy!!! I didn’t see you there

Calm down Jesus Christ

Get away from George

Focus troy

Oh no troy is driving

See

Who are you pretty man

Troy did you just say hanky panky...

He’s so pretty

Listen I will fight every day for these people to be allowed to do what the want but god the whole thing makes me cringe

“Question, sir... what the hell are we doing here?” Mood.

“They’ve become good friends” yeahhhhhh

Damn that’s some storm

Oh no where’s Tim where is he

I hope he’s okay

Christopher be careful

Typical

Troy stop it😭

Wait he’s the same guy from a later episode whats it called, last years model? Something like that

He’s always smoking a cigar

This might not be my type of thing but I can’t wait to see Guy get all uncomfortable

Who’s she

Oh yeah the wife

I think may is gonna die

We’ve not seen Tom and Gavin for a while

Oops never mind it wasn’t may

Tom! Gavin! I missed you

God I love Troy

Tom get your foot off him he’s sleeping

He’s so pretty I know I say it constantly but he’s SO pretty

HA I KNEW IT there’s a phone.

Tom’s got the right idea

Tim thinks he’s got the force

Troy I love you

Troy is driving be careful he’ll probably run them over

I like how Tom doesn’t move and just lets Troy run after them

He’s Carter’s nephew oh shit

Tom climbing the tree ahhhhhhhhh

I want a barnaby hug

I wanna go on a walk with Troy

Oh no

Run troy

Troy enjoying cake and tea

There’s something so comforting about Tom wearing glasses

Oh guy is dead isn’t he

Damn

Troy looks so damn happy

He’s so excited “I think they’re at it!” Child.

Troy stop it I can see your smile

TROY STOP EATING THE CHIPS

Bloody cheek barnaby telling Troy to stop eating the chips when he was eating them too

Oh I bet it’s Christopher! He said he was in the circus which relates to throwing knives and shit but it means nothing if he took that from the real Christopher and wasn’t actually in the circus

Tom is so sweet

What’s all this about Spanish

Stop ittttttttttttt don’t hurt Tim

I knew it was Chris

See!! The circus!

Incredible, I’m going back to sleep

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Midsomer Murders watch through - Season 1 episode #4 (Faithful Unto Death)

I feel like shit. That means I’m spending the day watching midsomer Murders whilst wallowing in self pity so here we go. Episode watch throughs can be found using the #midsomer Harley S1EP4 and the #MMS1EP4 tags below, obviously it’ll change for each episode e.g. next episode it’ll be #MMS1EP5 etc.

I miss fairs

I like their hats

Joyce and cully are here that’s not a good sign

Tom and George at the fair oh my god

Joyce’s reaction to Tom’s coconut I love it

“Gadzooks”

Oh hello argument

Oh I remember this one

Heyyy it’s Raquel from only fools

Run Tom run

Where’s Troy

Troy!

Damnnnnnnn

Troy I saw that

Tom you’re so snarky

Tom stop it

In other words fuck you don’t threaten my friends

Troy I can’t stand you

That’s so sweet I love shepherds pie

SON

I love Troy’s smile

WAIT THIS JS RHE BROWNIE WPISODE

Oh dear here we go

Run Troy

This is so fuckin funny

“Her mother’s dead, who do I take that up with” stop😭

hey big spender

Go Troy go

Why the fuck did you bury the shepherds pie that’s so mean

I shall never stop fancying troy

I love barnaby

No don’t let barnaby drive

But then again don’t let Troy drive

Heyyyyy Georgie!

Tom oh my god

I love this

Barnaby!

Barnaby said shut up and sit down

This is a little strange

Doesn’t that lady end up getting killed

Yep there she goes

I meannnnnnnn she might’ve been able to avoid that but whatever

Barnaby has no time for your shit

Troy stop it

Tom will never let the driving thing go

Troy that’s kinda creepy

He’s more than rat arsed, he’s dead

I love when barnaby doesn’t have time for people’s shit he’s just like not today

Hello hello troy

Jesus this is incredible

Troy stop it

Troy’s a-snoopin

He’s so cute

Tom’s got you sussed out

I adore Troy’s smug face

Barnaby getting wound up is so... strange to see

These people irritate me

Troy quick get him fuck him up

Tom begging his family to let him arrest people is so funny pleaseeeeee pleaseeeeeee can I make an arrest :(

Man I feel bad for Sarah she really loved Simone

I adore these two sm

Okay cool I’m going back to sleep

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Midsomer Murders watch through - Season 1 episode #3 (Death Of A Hollow Man)

Here we go again. I’m having my first Covid jab today and then I’m at work from 6-midnight so this post is a little early but it’s fineeeee Episode watch throughs can be found using the #midsomer Harley S1EP3 and the #MMS1EP3 tags below, obviously it’ll change for each episode e.g. next episode it’ll be #MMS1EP4 etc.

Damn, in the house of god?

Geez you’re just gonna lob the body in the river like that?

“I don’t know where Harold finds the money!” Okay so stay with me he’s blackmailing someone or he’s committing fraud

Okay Harold is a bitch fuck him

Tom painting oh my god

I love joyce

“It’s only a play” okay so Harold is gonna die and David will be a suspect

*takes swig of alcohol* mood

Oh a body that’s always nice to find when fishing

Wait why is she crying

Oh he got kitty pregnant? Damn

Oh okay so he will definitely die

Who is she ron (edit post episode watch: I can’t remember what I was trying to say here)

Oh hello again

Agnes gray

It was Agnes all alongggggg

Tom stop ittt

Absolute children

He looks so excited to see troy

« Pardon? » troy

Troy you look very uncomfortable

I like that barnaby knows Troy’s mother doesn’t have a car

See now I think he might die cuz he’s a dick

Is she gonna steal or trash the car

Damn what’s your hurry

What is that I did business for two years should I know what that is

Okay creepy

Damn kitty who’s that

Okay hes definitely gonna die

I still think Harold might die at some point but maybe not

Rosa, you good?

Damn

Oh no be careful Jesus

DON’T QUOTE THE SCOTTISH PLAY

I think someone will die during the play

Down, Gavin

« A spot went on stage » someone is dead

Shut the fuck up harold

Jesus Christ Esslyn

« Not before my death scene » you mean your death

I told you so

But someone replaced the prop with a real one

And David handled the personal props

I hate Harold

Gavin looks so proud of himself

Oh no be careful please

Fuck

Oh no Gavin is driving

I forgot the name of the book shop man but I love him and he deserves everything

David I hope you aren’t the killer you’re so sweet to diedre

Joyce I love you

Uh oh Nicholas

Gavin looks like a school boy

No you didn’t

He probably thinks he killed him but he didn’t

Gavin stop trying to look threatening, you’re 15😭

David and diedre let’s gooooooooo

She tries so hard to look innocent

Are they going back to the bookshop

Okay no don’t worry troy lmao

« I’m going to sample mr greens bacon sandwiches » mood

I love the way he puts the padlock through the window

Nicholas😭

Avery has nice eyelashes

Oh my god a floppy disk

Wait you think Harold did it?

The body count is low this time

Why did he kill esslyn

Did he kill agnes?

Okay yeah he did

But why

Oh noooooooooooo

Don’t hurt her please

Barnaby hurry up please

Go troy go

Tom punch him

Troy punch him

Tom please

Right well that was fun see you all tomorrow

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Midsomer Murders watch through - Season 1 Episode #2 (Written In Blood)

Here we go again ladies and lords. Episode watch throughs can be found using the #midsomer Harley S1EP2 and the #MMS1EP2 tags below, obviously it’ll change for each episode e.g. next episode it’ll be #MMS1EP3 etc.

I love these kinds of first person shots. Reminds me of Halloween.

Doggie!!!

Uh oh

Wait no you can’t kill someone that has a dog that’s not allowed

If you kill someone you accept the responsibility of caring for the dog and you cannot be caught under any circumstances

I love the theme tune sooooooo much

“Gerald- I mean mr” I bet these two are dating or something, there’s always a couple secretly dating

Oi leave the pretty woman and her dragon alone

Ouch okay Honoria

I’m surprised Joyce isn’t in this group

He doesn’t like Max so Max will probably die and he’ll be a suspect

I bet somebody is Liam under a new name

Tom stop it

Tom.

KITTY

Oh she’s found something so she’s gonna die

He’s just said he’s afraid so he’s probably in danger

Awkwardddd

Horses!

Told ya. He said he was afraid so naturally now he’s dead.

Tom you’re so snarky today. Troy I saw that face.

Don’t shout at Troy

I like Troy’s tie

Troy for gods sake😭who let you drive

Why do I feel like he’s seeing Edie

Okay well he definitely went out then

“Are you trying to suggest this had anything to do with me?” TROY’S FACE HE DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT

okay so she doesn’t like smoking, noted.

Honoria’s cold.

Amy I will protect you

I think Honoria will be next to die

Troy you did not need to make the hand gesture my god

Get it together troy

So Max was afraid of Gerald and Gerald was afraid of Max?

Washing tips from Troy

Always the romantic

We don’t bash sex work in this house get out

Man she sees everything doesn’t she

Slang WHAT?

I don’t like the way he just said edie

You guys are so intent on fucking up the murder investigation

I feel like drama teacher man is gonna die

I knew it he’s fucking the girl

Tom and a kitty🥺

Okay so the beginning was a scene from the book then. There’s no real Liam.

Wait he said he writes from experience. Is Max the real life Liam?

Bless you

Tom stop it

Oh shit Max is dead too?

Bless you

Okay Tom back off a little

Okay so Troy was right they were banging

Oh so Honoria has some misery thing going on huh

Tom and kitty!

Bless you

Tom don’t tease troy like that

Okay so who’s next

Ugh him

I think she’s gonna do something to him

I hate that laugh

Get your hands off that thigh

What the actual fuck

Oi pervert

I bet edie and someone is working against him this is gonna be blackmail

See edie was looking right at the camera she KNEW

Oh they’re all in on it

I still can’t think who the murderer is

There’s only 12 minutes left I have no idea who it is

Okay so Gerald killed Max but who killed Gerald?

I did think maybe Ralph is alive

But maybe Honoria

Yep there’s the suitcase

Run, Amy

Oh so she’s the murderous kind of dangerous

Wait what the fuck

WHAT THE FUCK

Oh it’s the shining

Ha ha ha motherfucker

Tom’s allergic to bullshit

Oh and cats

HE’S SO CUTEEEEEEEE

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Midsomer Murders watch through - Season 1 episode #1 (The Killing At Badger’s Drift)

I’m going to do this in oneeeeee long post, to avoid stuff being lost or having a sea of reblogs for my commentary. Episode watch throughs can be found using the #midsomer Harley S1EP1 and the #MMS1EP1 tags below, obviously it’ll change for each episode e.g. next episode it’ll be #MMS1EP2 etc. I apologise in advance for the shit that comes out of my mouth. Here we go.

The music is so cheery and for what

“Have a very good afternoon” I mean she’s gonna die so

Place your bets how will it happen

Good fucking Lord

Put some damn shoes on

What’s your problem

Oh no bees

DON’T THROW THE CAT OUT WHAT THE FUCK??? I know it’s an episode from over 10 years ago but I wanna go rescue the cat

Oh here we go knock knock knock death

I love the theme music so fuckin GAVIN

he’s so pretty

George!!

“Did she fall” the fuck do you think, George? Where are we?

I want a barnaby hug so much

Yeah Gavin it’s an orchid god

Gavin is so fuckin sassy I can’t stand him

“I still haven’t told the bees” I like her

I don’t trust Dennis rainbird

Yeah he looks like an undertaker I can’t explain it but he does

No you did NOT.

“Some naughtiness” oh my god

The fucking look Gavin just gave him good Lord.

DID HE JUSR SAY CUNTSTABLE??? Gavin get him

Gavin AND Barnaby are so sassy it’s sick

Oh it’s you you’re the one that told her to have a good afternoon

Oh there it is a slip up he’s lying I don’t trust him

“I like shopping” mood, I keep buying these little Batman figures

Oh he’s pretty

Joyce look at your hairrrrrrr I love the early seasons

“Oh Tom” get used to it Joyce

“She said she’d seen something” damn right she did

That looks so nice

Gavin sit down and have some food

Careful boys

IT’S AN ORCHID

Long flappy coats

Tom be careful

“Two people bonking” TROYYYYYY

“I want this whole area gone over” “yes sir” “right, I want this whole area gone over” okay troy

Gavin, I love you but ever say bum bandits again and I’ll chop those curls off.

It makes complete sense her son is Dennis.

I don’t like Dennis.

Wait I think I just remembered who did it.

“Oh come on mummy” right that’s it

Yeah he’s a sergeant get it right

Gavin I’m so sad you’re making homophobic remarks but given the time this was made I guess it fits? I’ve not read the books yet so idk if he’s in there with the same attitude but whatever

Do I fancy Tom or do I wish he was my dad? The mystery continues

This is so fucking creepy I don’t remember if there’s some incest shit going on or not

Why did we let Gavin drive, again?

“I am detective chief inspector barnaby and this is Sergeant Troy.” Yes and he bites.

I like gavin’s tie.

Doggie!!!

Gavin your smile is adorable

I will protect Phyllis I just feel the need

“She was scared shitless” aye

Wait

“I don’t like people going in there” okay well now Gavin is gonna go in there

Both of you calm down

Okay I think I do remember who it was now

“Why do I get the feeling that everyone is lying to me” they are. Always. Don’t trust any of them.

God I hate Dennis

Okay yeah aren’t the Lacey siblings fucking? Maybe it’s another episode

Wellington is so cute I love cats

Wait don’t the son and mum get killed

Yep

I mean I didn’t like Dennis but I didn’t dislike him THAT much Jesus.

Tom do be careful

Oh I definitely know who it is now

Get him Katherine

Gavin and Tom, inviting themselves in from day one

Okay but did she kill Bella cuzzzzzzzzz idk

I don’t trust pretty boy. The blonde one.

Phyllis is protecting someone. She didn’t kill her. Bella wasn’t walking like that, she hurt her ankle.

Him I don’t trust him

“You can’t just-” “oh yes we can” I told you Gavin would go in there

Don’t push Tom motherfucker

That took me a second to remember he was dreaming I was like the fuck??

Oh nooooooooo

“It had better be true” Gavin you can’t look threatening at all

Everybody’s fucking everybody in midsomer

I remember now yepppppp

I’m pretty sure they both die in the end but that might be another episode she might get arrested

Oh no it is this episode

Being a bisexual is so tough

Tom, joyce, get back to midsomer

I loveeeeeee this theme tune god

Okay well that was fun, goodnight