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Seeing a black cat is actually good luck. A frog or toad is also good luck. A leech is great luck

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the king picked the guy with skull shoulderpads for the court magician job, which is exciting

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Oh my god the fucking Onion

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I have to peeeeeeeeeeeeee! 😫

Watch this episode of Dimension 20: Cloudward, Ho! on Dropout

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my piece for the Mirror Image Zine! Part of the @d20zinejam for this year 💃

Get the full zine bundle with 62 fanzines as pay what you want >here<! all proceeds going to United Nations' Occupied Palestinian Territory Humanitarian Fund 🍉

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torse fine as fuckkk oughhhawa 😩😩😩😩😩😩😫😫😫😫😫😫

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why is garlic so good at sticking to you. i barely touched you, stop being on my hands forever.

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A survey to assess what non sex workers think about sex work!

This survey is for people who have not done sex work themselves, to gauge both your opinions on sex work and how much you know about it! Click here to take it.

Please share to get as much of a range in respondents as possible.

You are encouraged to answer these questions no matter your current level of knowledge or how strongly you hold to your positions. While you might feel compelled to look things up when answering these questions, it's ideal that you respond without doing so - you can always do some research after if these questions spark your interest.

Questions in this survey will also have an additional focus on trans and/or intersex sex workers, because information collected will be used to inform the themes for Transactional Intercourse, an anthology of trans and intersex sex workers' writing. Some parts of the anthology will be aimed at correcting misconceptions and addressing topics which are the most controversial, and to do that we need to have a clear idea of what those are.

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They wanna say the word so bad

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Time and fashion are SO funny. I'm shopping for things I would have worn in middle school, that I wouldn't have been caught dead in in high school. Anyway I'm glad I'm old now and my peers opinions of my style means ehhh relatively little.

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why is landlord white even a thing. why must apartments become Boring as Hell between occupants. i have never gotten the keys to a place and thought "oh thank goodness the walls are all a dingy off-white! I'm terribly allergic to colors." the big complex I was in a while back had a demonstration unit with beautiful blue walls ... and then your lease says "NO PAINTING, CHUMP" and of course you can paint it back at the end but you're also a little worried about the property manager who's so anal about appearances she emailed you to get rid of the dead houseplant on your third floor balcony because it was unsightly. What are you doing inspecting my plant health with binoculars, Ginger? Haven't you got better things to do? anyway I used to work at a hardware store and I would be mixing paint for people pretty often and yes, Benjamin Moore White Dove in Eggshell is the default, OC-17, start with the gallon base for whites and off-whites, mentally beam MAKE BETTER AND COOLER CHOICES into the customer's mind, three taps with the mallet to close the gallon, ring em up at the back register. I don't think they should let you buy White Dove in Eggshell. I think you should have to submit a 1200-word essay justifying your choices before they let you buy White Dove. Or duel the cashier in Magic the Gathering or maybe Pokemon. Or maybe you can't buy only White Dove alone. You need at least a quart of another color alongside it. Like how some places need to serve food to keep their liquor license. I've decided that White Dove prohibition will be the platform on which I run for mayor of [redacted]. I'm a single-issue candidate. We'll be adding "Walls have White Dove" to the list of tenant move-in inspections that the rent board does alongside "Heat doesn't work" or "Carbon monoxide detector missing". I refuse to believe that anyone could actually enjoy the look of every single wall being "white paint that the landlord half-assed the color match on and only painted half the room with in a sliiiightly different gloss finish than the rest of the room." Vote for me today to deal with this urgently pressing issue overshadowing our whole society. anonymusbosch for mayor: I'll Come To Your Apartment And Paint It Some Non-Dogshit Color. For You.

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🍄🦎🐌💧☘️✴ // witch's hat mushrooms, wood sorrel, red eft (eastern newt // gouache on hot press paper

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