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dump his ass. move to a walkable city. start hormones. get into fiber crafts. dye your hair weird. grow an herb garden. foster a distrustful cat. take a welding class. invite your friends over for tea and cake. get way too into obscure media. explore a new cuisine. lie to the police. protest in the streets. life has so many possibilities don't it?

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Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

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welcome to the Murdersex zine, a zine celebrating all things sex and murder. but um. we don't want to romanticize it or anything so don't make your submissions too murdersexy. we will do extensive background checks on all applicants and if we decide a past work of yours has too much sexy murder we'll have to remove you, sorry. we have limits, you know, we want a tasteful gory spread you could put on your coffee table, and having the Wrong people in it would kill the vibe (and we condemn all killing! wholeheartedly!)

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you know you're good at your job when every single person tells you "thank god you're back"

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hell is full. heaven is full. god created a new holding space for souls called hurgle and the only thibg to do here is this infinitely expading jigsaw puzzle of a finely detailed pigeon. we are just slowwwwwly creating little tufts of feathers for eternity . yesterday , greg found a corner piece

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Mulan AU where she does get caught by the other fresh recruits while she's bathing but Mushu helps her spin it like the lake is cursed by an evil lizard demon and will turn men into women if they stay in it for too long.

From there it's not actually difficult to get the other soldiers onboard with covering up the fact that poor Ping took one for the team and got afflicted by the vagina curse, especially since it would have been all of them if they hadn't gotten the warning ahead of time. So they agree to help him cover it up, because obviously the army's not going to understand.

Shang is... tentatively glad that the men are bonding and getting along, even if they continue to be deeply weird about it.

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Something I want able bodied people to understand is that I don't want a diagnosis cause I wanna be sick so bad; I want a diagnosis because there is already something wrong with my body but I don't know what the fuck it is.

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Pebble and sea glass paintings!

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usually I’m so proud to be a lesbian, but waiting for Chappell Roan to perform while in a crowd of the most obnoxious gays with 0 concert/festival etiquette has me almost wishing I was straight and didn’t know who she was

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why is everyone so obsessed with men. they're not even cute or cool or good or smart or interesting at all

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feyre: i am experiencing somatic symptoms as a result of my acute traumatic stress disorder

the ic: girlboss your way out of it diva! you go girl! also surely getting pregnant will fix all that!

nesta: i am experiencing intrusive thoughts, derealization episodes, and self-isolating due to the negative self-image associated with my post-traumatic stress disorder

the ic: ewwww </3 have u tried the power of positive thinking. and perhaps channeling your underlying anxiety disorder into orthorexia

elain: i̴̠̔̀ͅ ̸̰̜̾͠h̷͓͇͑a̷̺͗̽v̵̛͇͔̿ē̴̠ ̵͍̺̉f̵́͜ũ̵̪l̵̢̊̕l̵͔̙̔ÿ̸̞́͘ ̴͔͎̆ḇ̷͋̔͜r̸̛͓͇o̴̼̐͝k̶̢̨͋͘é̵̲n̸̝̂͘ ̴̗̂̑w̷̜͘ͅi̷̡͋̐t̶͇̥̏ḧ̴̳́͒ ̶̜̯̈́r̷͔̎͂e̷͕̚ǡ̸͇̞l̷̝̚͝i̶̟͕̚ț̸͂y̷̲̲̎ ̴̩̿ṋ̵̜̍ö̶̯́w̵̧͆̀ ̶̻̇͝t̵͙̓̾h̴̭̪͐̆a̷͋̀͜t̴̠͆͑ ̶̢̉I̷͍̫̊̎ ̴̨̞̑b̴̟̓ê̴͜a̴͓̠̽r̵̽͜ ̵͙̆̽ͅṭ̶̢̛h̵͓̖̀e̵̦̺̓ ̶̥̜̀̿ê̸͙y̴͕̽è̴̘͙s̸͍̓ ̵͉͙̏̿ȯ̶̲̎f̷͖̃͠ ̸̛̩̐t̵̥̼͂͋h̵̭̯͗ė̶̖̅ ̴͍͎̎͗o̵̮̦̐n̷̟̈ȅ̷̟̯̑ ̸͉͗̍ṯ̶̭͒r̸̨͋ū̵̙͍ẻ̶͍͝ ̶̩̻̊p̵̬̬͝r̷̤̀ó̸̲͝p̴̡̱̅h̷̯͎͌̈ȩ̶̺̅t̵̟̯̀͘.̶̖̪͝ ̵̦̈a̶͚͚̽͑n̷̲͗d̸̟̗͝ ̸̟̥̽́t̷͓̾́h̵̤̖̀̎e̵̻͒ȳ̵̢̨͠ ̴̡̧͋ȟ̷͖̞a̴͈̓̌v̸̹͇̈́ȅ̷̮͔ ̷̮͚̆f̸̢̛͓o̵̙̝͋̅r̸̘̙̀́e̶̡͛͝s̸̢̈́͊e̷̼̱͊e̵̙̭͒̚n̸͔̩͂͋ ̷̗͝h̵͙͑o̸̼͛̍w̶̤͘ ̶͙̞̋y̷̼̆o̵̬͗ù̴̱ͅ ̸͕̅m̸̼̱͂ẽ̸̤̓ͅe̴͓̅t̷͍̓ ̷̖̄y̵̠̋̆ō̵̳̯u̴̯̅r̵͇̫̔̕ ̶̩̓ę̵̇̅n̶̮͓̓ḍ̸̕

the ic: she's adjusting sooo well 😍 whatever you say beautiful

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grok calling out doge for directly killing 100+ people got elon to push an emergency hotfix to make it start blaming everything on anti-white racism

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Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.

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Actually no one should be having sex. All of us are aged-up minors and the passage of time is inherently problematic