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I like to think that Hermione is sick and tired of Ron and Harry not seeing how they are literally head over heels for each other
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Ron, to Harry : No more doing stupid shit separately. From now on, we fuck up everything together. Hermione in the background: Oh, Fuck No!
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Harry, just getting home from work: What are you doing?
Ron, standing on a table: This is my house, I can stand wherever I want in it.
Harry, rolling up his sleeves: Where's the spider?
Ron: Under the table.
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Harry Potter ships/duos (both romantic & platonic) as textposts + one golden trio
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ron is his knight!!!!
also, this is the second time harry had to stop ron from attacking a powerful adult to defend his honor!!! why are they like this?!! (how is this not a bigger ship plss)
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Ron: I didn't understand why people care so much for their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself. Ron: *picks Harry up* Ron: I've only befriended Harry for the duration of a train ride. Ron: But if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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Ginny: You know that voice of morality and reason in your head?
Ron and Harry simultaneously: You mean the one that sounds like Hermione?
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Hermione: Why are you following me? Ron: Because we’re dating now? Hermione: Okay… what about Harry? Ron: We’re a package deal Harry: Buy one idiot, get one free
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McGonagall: Alright, how are you two gonna explain yourselves?!
James: Um…
Sirius: Well I’m going to say verbally, because judging by your tone you might not be in the mood for the dance we’ve prepared.
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James: What is love?
Peter: An emotional minefield.
Remus: A neurochemical reaction.
Sirius: Baby don't hurt me.
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Remus: *sees Sirius wearing fancy clothes*
Remus, sad: I see you have a date. Who's the lucky person?
Sirius: …
Sirius: I forgot to ask you, didn't I?
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minerva: i love watching severus when I'm having a bad day because no matter what kind of day I'm having, severus is having a worse one.
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remus after telling the girls about how beautiful sirius’ hair is for 25 minutes: i’m not usually this desperate for the record-
lily: of course-
marlene: why are you lying?
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James: If you were stuck on a deserted island, what would you bring?
Regulus: A boat.
James: That’s not how this works.
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regulus who gets silly when sleepy. regulus who's sleep deprived and finds himself slipping off his facade when tired. regulus who's mostly serious and deadpan and never really lets himself smile freely but once he starts drifting off is sweet and giggly and easygoing. regulus who gets sleepy and laughs a lot, chuckles, giggles, and even snorts. regulus whose cheeks stretch out so hard his face hurts and his eyes water. regulus whose head drops and eyebrows soften, whose lips pout before bursting into laughter again. james who stumbles into a sleepy regulus once at the top of the astronomy tower and keeps coming back night after night. james who insists on talking regulus' ears off just to keep him up, tire him out, because he notices regulus doesn't hate him as much when his eyelids are heavy. james who one night says something dumb and stupid because honestly that's how he feels around regulus lately. regulus who just laughs and laughs and laughs, eyes shut and cheeks red. regulus who takes a deep breath after the giggling fit, turns his head, looks right into james' eyes and oh, oh that's regulus.
regulus who gets silly when sleepy. and well, james who will give anything to be the reason of his smile.
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