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Bennett Boo.
So so so in love with a boy called Michael. Xxx He is my all xxX Sorry if I reblog too many Pink roses XXXX Have a nice day XXXXSend your complaints to 34 fuckrightoff streetFU4 EVRBULLSHITSHIRE
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Okay so imagine the villain has captured a girl the protagonist cares about and is all like “I’ll kill her unless you give me the macguffin!”
And the hero’s like “that will never happen! I love her and she loves me! Right?”
And the girl’s like “um…this isn’t the best time.”
And the protagonist screams she’s a friendzoning whore and abandons her.
And the villain’s like “fuck that guy” and teaches her how to walk in thigh-high leather boots.
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Here are the best puns about Donald Trump here on @justbadpuns
Follow here for more puns!
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The burn from this is so real I almost feel bad for her…ALMOST!…SUFFER!
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police: you're under arrest
me: no i'm not
police: shit
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Narrating People’s Lives: In the Forest! by Thomas Sanders
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that take-out is going to be freezing by the time it gets home.
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So let’s make it clear guys
Pictures are pictures, they are not reality.
Here is my stomach when I am standing and stretching, like real hard
here is my stomach when I’m just sitting normally
here are my legs when I put myself in a very uncomfortable position, I bend foward as much as I can and turn my legs in slightly
and here are my legs when I just stand normally
Don’t believe what you see on the internet, or on the magazines. Not only do they do that kind of thing, but they also use photoshop. You are beautiful and the things that society teach you not to like on yourself are human, and natural.
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