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“It’s a handbag.”

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His little pony...

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Readers, make sure you have all your favourite Ao3 fics downloaded.

Writers, make sure you have copies of all the fics you have posted on Ao3.

I don’t want to be alarming, but things could get really bad really fast. OTW shared this today on Twitter, and I'm a bit worried about it 😅

Ao3 is a non-profit organisation. If they have to start paying taxes, I have no idea what will happen.

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i made a twitter thread of photocard info and thought i should share here too so here you go!!

this all started because i realized different shinies had different patterns on them and then @subwaymademecry pointed out some photos seem to always be shiny, so we did some investigation and here’s what we figured out:

general photocard info: there are 55 cards available to collect (ty @iiworldtour for the graphic!). there are vip card packages that come in the vip merch bag that guarantee one shiny, and regular packages available for purchase that don’t guarantee a shiny. the regular card backs are dark blue:

shinies: so the “guaranteed shiny” in the vip photocard pack can be one of 10 photocards! these particular photos/poses will always be shiny & there’s not a shiny version of every card (ex: dan’s butt will never be shiny and rawr hoodies will always be a shiny card)

let’s break these 10 shinies down into categories:

- 6/10 of these cards are holographic

- 3/10 of these cards are chrome

- 1/10 is the golden pig

all of the shiny cards have a special back on them! holographics are light blue, chromes are silver (reflect rainbow) & pig is gold ofc!

i believe that everything above is true for all existing photocards no matter what country they were manufactured in! as we know, there’s different packaging/dimensions for the eu & us cards we’ve seen. we also believe that the coating on the holographic cards is different!

european photocards: all of the holographic cards in the eu seem to have the same pattern reflected back! it’s got this sparkle/star shape to it and should be on the front & back of every holographic card!

USA/CA: in us/ca, we’ve determined that every holographic card has its own unique coating to it (some of these coatings are only visible or easier to see by taking a flash photo or holding to light!)

subway coined terms for each type of holographic coating so let’s look at each of them!

• starting with the solo phil holographic: his coating reflects a heart holo pattern!

• next up is cowboy dan and he has a small dots holo pattern!

(rest of info in a reblog bc apparently theres a photo limit lol)

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belated 15 years of dan and phil

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old German lady gave me acupuncture today

she lifted up my shirt, saw my top surgery scars, and immediately went "WHOA! What caused THIS?"

my fellow comrades, it took every atom of my strength not to just say the funniest lie I could think of on the spot.

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2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

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Calendar shoots for 2018, 2024, and 2025

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sorry but. we don't appreciate how hilarious the sheer CONCEPT of this poll is. this isn't even hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby this is two gay men who's been living together for 15 years and have a joint mortgage for their joint phouse VS coworkers. heterosexual coworkers.

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RAWR XD 🖤

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They really did the Hallmark Christmas Movie poster thing where one of them is in green and the other one is in red

What if I just killed myself ?

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teddy the international heartbreaker