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i got the 4 thousandth note (they call me the goat)

yeah okay sure you're a cosmic being beyond human comprehension. im a comic being beyond human comprehension. and they love me

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hi i got tagged :D thanks last song i listened to: we major by kanye west feat. nas and really doe. nuts song highly reccomend favourite colour: gots to be moss green savoury, sweet / spicy: 1st is savoury, 2nd is spicy, 3rd is sweet. currently watching: nothing relationship status: single D: current obsession: vinyl and music last google: im not sure if i knew what it was, and i cant imagine it

skills id like to learn: speedrunning minecraft the best piece of advice ive ever recieved: chill out. you got time I dont use this app often and aint got mutuals that may hasnt tagged sowwy!!!

nine ppl you'd like to know better (except i don't think i'm gonna tag 9 ppl in this lmao)

tagged by @chicnstu

last song i listened to: the very first note of touch tone telephone by lemon demon. because i was awake for my alarm and turned it off immediately.

favorite color: green! medium green is the best way i can describe it.

currently watching: mob psycho 100. supposedly (i don't have hulu access anymore & idk where to watch it without getting ten thousand viruses)

sweet/savory/spicy: sweet!!

relationship status: single :3

current obsession: blaseball. still blaseball. slowly getting back into the walten files

last thing you googled: state motto of new hampshire

im tagging (w/ no pressure, as always): @courfeyracs-swordcane (just saw that you already did this! oops) @dale-aficionado-blueberry @ozzyfromthecafeteria and [does quick math] 6 other people who'd like to do this

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Polyamory

Reblog if you’re polyamorous/open to polyamory in the future/in a polycule or open to one/interested in polyamory I want to see how many of us there are

And like if you think polyamory is okay, can be healthy, and doesn’t “go against human nature”

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JPEGMAFIA !! on discord whiteboard

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If you’re an American when you walk in the bathroom, and an American when you walk out of the bathroom, what are you while you’re in the bathroom?

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European.

(By the way Jeff I promise this joke is a lot funnier if you read it out loud.)

Solid!

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It is crazy to me that people on Tumblr seems to universally agree that depression fucks with people's ability to do basic things like showering, brushing your teeth, even just getting out of bed.

Then will two posts later turn around and say something that requires even turning on a stove is a "simple snack" like a simple snack is something that requires taking off a wrapper and that is it. Because yeah in the middle of my depression haze and inability to give myself basic care I will cook an entire sandwich.

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banger, reincarnate.

Imagine youre given the powers to make your wildest dreams come true.

Ok now are you still human?

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feeding. gouache watercolor painting on paper 2023

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i am begging, begging people to learn about PII. like fuckin no ones knows about basic internet safety anymore omllll.

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oh ! shitt this is fire!!! :D love itt

Logo for my band I am making Purgatorial Eyes. First time trying to make a more metal logo so this was a fun exercise.

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you are literally on tumblr...

I will not download Tik-tok. I will filter youtube shorts into regular videos. I will not browse Instagram Reels.

Infinite scroll shortform content is the mind-killer. I will not. And when the need for a dopamine hit has passed over me, only I will remain.

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Browsing through old files, found this from ~two years ago

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Wait omg I just realised your the reason for the ghost notifications I get. Tumblr tells me I have 10 and when I check there's only 3, but I just checked and it's you!

Omg it’s me! <3

Unrelated but I like that when I check tumblr in the morning usually I see whatever you reblogged first it’s kinda sick!

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TRANS MALE PASSING PROTIPS

Targeted specifically at trans men who have not begun medical transition, but for anyone. Of course, this is just what works for me and everyone is different.

Shorts that fall mid thigh and are baggy can work really well to make a more masculine figure. This is a trendy style with cis men, and if they are looser on your thighs you can look more rectangular. Basketball shorts are always fine, but for bigger people can end up sticking to your thighs and making you look like a masc lesbian. Looking like a masc lesbian is so so common guys this is what we are trying to avoid. See here for reference

2. WALK WITH YOUR SHOULDERS. Walk like your shoulders are the widest part of your body. Move them kinda forward and backward. Watch a video of a man walking next to a woman for context on what I mean. Women walk with their hips, and it makes all the difference for you in someone's head. Practice in the mirror before doing it so you don't look like a fool.

3. Hair!!!! I know you guys don't want to let go of the 2020 fluffy boi haircut and that is ok. If you don't want a skin fade short haircut, there are other options. Also, if you belong to a subculture, like punk/emo/whatever else there is, look at male styles as it can be very different than what is normally accepted ( for example, men have long hair in metal subculture, you can style it like them). In general, hair is very meticulous, as for some people too short is masc lesbian and too long is woman.

This kind of hair can do wonders. For men of color/curly hair people, if you are not out locs are a very good option as they are typically read as masculine but are gender neutral. Afros, braids, even skin fades with a lot of hair at the top can read feminine. Another style option could be short cornrows that end at the neck, twists, or a fade with less hair at the top like this.

I am not black, so I cannot speak for how this would be read in a black community, but this is how, from my experience, I would view the hairstyles. Sorry if this is not appropriate. Also, I am not here to tell you not to dye your hair. It can work if you style it with masculine clothes and are dressed in a specific style like emo or scene or something. Do what you will with that.

4. If there is ANY peach fuzz on your face, make the most of it. I know I have high testosterone levels naturally, so I grow facial hair a little, but if there is enough to dye it, dye it. If there is like barely any, if its not visible in the mirror if you're really looking (not INSPECTING), it's probably not worth it, and that is fine. use your judgement, and if it is not enough, just shave it. It's better to look clean shaven than desperate for face hair. Eyebrows, mustache hair, sideburns can all be darkened with eyeshadow, brow brushes, and just for men beard dye.

5. LAYERS. I know you guys have seen this one before. Flannels, button ups over black t-shirts, zip up hoodies. It might get a little hot, but it covers your sweat stains anyways. I promise guys it helps so much with shoulders, hips, boobs, it makes you look more masculine. Don't get that ugly ass red and black checkered one though. Think if you would see a masc lesbian wearing it and use your best judgement. I heart layers.

6. Pants. Woah. Pants. I HATE pants I know you fat trans men get me. Old navy women's jeans...and you guys won't like this one...are actually pretty good. SPECIFICALLY the sky high wide leg ones. Get those a size up and cuff them, wear them low on your waist, perfect. Other than that, jeans are shit. I don't really waste my time with men's pants anymore because of my hips but cargos are great, baggy sweats with the band at the bottom are great, PJ pants good, dress pants are a struggle but I've heard dickies work well for people with a smaller body. Not sure though. My tactic is I go to a thrift store for hours and try on all their pants, then find similar ones online or take pictures of the brand for the ones I like and find more.

7. Accessories and jewelry. Iffy. Anything you could describe as dainty, if it's not a family thing or important to you, probably not. Friendship bracelets are good, pendants are good, earrings depends on where you are and what you are wearing. Studs in men are common where I am, so I wear them. Observe the cis men at your disposal. Accessories, bags don't really matter unless they're like the strawberry hot topic mini bags. Don't get those at all those are fugly. Mini bags are not great in general, just better to get something else. Watches are heavily loved here they look very male and also you have the time always even a cheap watch is fine just not a woman's watch. It has to be a men's watch. You can tell when it is a woman's watch don't get those. Nail polish is fine no one cares, it's more popular now with boys. Especially if you're a little girly pop already. Of course that also depends on your environment.

8. Stance. Sitting with your ankle on your knee is comfortable and way more masculine than crossing your legs. Confidence. Fake it until you make it because cis men are so arrogant guys. This is what I mean btw

9. Don't be afraid of being feminine. Don't give up being yourself in order to be masculine. Your happiness matters the most. Love you bye, I'll update this if I think of anything else.

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plz give me some

look ar this fucking sandhwich

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20 years old today, finally double digits.