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average viral video in the US: homeless man getting hit so hard by a teenager he falls to target sales floor headfirst making an incredibly loud clapping sound

average viral video in china: man and his pet goose in tightly edited comedy sketch where the goose repeatedly outsmarts its owner in the pursuit of classic home cooked guangdong delicacies

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Reposting just bc I thought they looked cute together

(& they're both prints... 1 2 !)

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what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

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ohhhhh okay

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Averardo Ciriello

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bwuh

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Zhang An - River Channel. 2019

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Diy doesn't have to be Make A New Jacket From Scratch btw, it can be turning Jacket You Don't Wear into Jacket You DO Wear by adding a simple patch, adding a cool charm to your zipper, or dying it a new color! :) diy is about doing whatever you can do, with what you have, however you feel comfortable.

Don't psyche yourself out of a good thing! It takes time and practice but you can Get There!! what the practiced diy-ers with all the coolest projects don't tell you is they were beginners too once upon a time!

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fuck i didn't think about this either. that's so funny. electric cars were liberal garbage up until about a year ago so even if rural conservatives are ready to get on board with tesla now that they like musk being a nazi freak they actually can't do it bc the infrastructure doesn't exist

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the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

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I remember during puberty talk in 6th grade they handed out permission slips for parents to sign if they didn’t want their kids getting sex ed and like five students ended up having to wait in the library while the rest of us learned about puberty and health stuff.

Afterwards during lunch recess almost everyone in class spent our time telling those five kids what we learned and showing them our handouts.