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microwavefood · 19 days ago

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cult of the lamb

#art #goats #blas #blas&wil #tagged for me: blas

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microwavefood · 21 days ago

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NEW POKEMON CONFIRMED FOR XY!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO NAMES AS OF YET, BUT IT IS BELIEVED TO BE AN ELECTRIC/ICE TYPE!!!!!!!! POPULAR FAN NAMES ARE “BLUE PIKACHU", “ICELECTRIC", AND “GAY SHITTY IDIOT".

#not art #funnies #general #noe: im sorry but this is literally what it feels like getting a new alter once a decade or so

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microwavefood · 1 month ago

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these cannot be my options.

#not art #funnies #patricio #blas #noe #oh my fucking god please.

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microwavefood · 1 month ago

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My suck pal didnt want to chill with me so im just stuck here doing it all my self

fuck grindr im unistalling

#not art #funnies #blas #<- noe: to me this is him

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microwavefood · 1 month ago

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“I’ve never been so wrong in all my life”

#art #patricio #patricio's favorites #patri&wil

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microwavefood · 1 month ago

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it's just a bad dream

you can get a print here: inprnt!

#art #patricio #patricio's favorites #patri&wil

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microwavefood · 2 months ago

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Elaine De Kooning (American, 1919-1989), Fairfield Porter, c.1956. Ink and casein on paper, sheet: 22 x 16⅞ in.

#art #blas' likes

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microwavefood · 2 months ago

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David Álvarez aka David Daniel Álvarez Hernández aka Tlacuiloa (Mexican, b. 1984, Mexico City, Mexico) - 1: Metamorpho, 2021 2: Agony, 2021, Drawings: Charcoal

#art #blas' likes #body horror

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microwavefood · 2 months ago

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Another time when i just having fun with colours no thoughts

#art #blas #cjschlatt #blas' favorites

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microwavefood · 3 months ago

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#art #tagged for me: blas #blas #blas&wil

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microwavefood · 3 months ago

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tshirt that says MY COCK IS HUGE AND MY GRIP ON REALITY IS TENUOUS AND MY COCK IS AVERAGE

#not art #funnies #blas #<- noe: this post is just his sense of humor he's a reliable narrator otherwise /lh

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microwavefood · 3 months ago

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I had a dream the Devilman manga got censored which pissed a lot of people off because it also censored the gay stuff and this was one of the "edits" in the censored edition

#not art #funnies #blas #<- noe: him smoking in the inner world but us not smoking irl just made me think of this tbh

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microwavefood · 3 months ago

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#not art #funnies #zoe #<- noe: yeah. this is literally her.

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microwavefood · 3 months ago

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#not art #funnies #blas #blas: basically me.

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microwavefood · 4 months ago

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you ok sponge bob?

Im not fucking playing with you son of a bitch

#not art #funnies #blas #<- noe: this post is so him idk how to explain it it just is

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microwavefood · 4 months ago

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Came back wrong and no one was expecting you to come back at all. In fact, it’s kind of inconvenient. No one knows where you fit anymore…they fumble to make room at the edges of what you used to be the center of. They ask you if you can please make an effort because they don’t like to see the ways you came back wrong.

#not art #words #general #noe: having alters is just this over and over Yay!

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microwavefood · 4 months ago

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[showing a medieval peasant radioactive by imagine dragons] so we have devices that can record sounds and music as if it were words upon a page

peasant: can we listen to something else

me [lying maliciously]: this is the only song we have.

#not art #funnies #noe&blas #noe: october 2023 era relationship between me and blas was something like this

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