call me gum. i like dnd and drawing and video games and
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Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.
#self-rejection like ego-vegeta and nonexistance like kingdom hearts' heartless.#am i a villain now?#what do i do? reject my humanity and poof out of existance? maybe i can do anything and everything but never get caught or recognized.
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phrases like "the house always wins" and "it's on the house" but used to imply that the building you're in is alive and personally invested in the situation
#yeah no fr im so obsessed with that book that even though i have no followers i have to reblog this.#entities outside of human comprehension // alive nor dead can describe them entirely.#thinking about it makes my mind giddy as a child introduced to a puzzle that they know they'll move on from before they finish#but that they daydream about the endless possibilities of#my mind palaces made of clouds are filled with abstract architecture that obscures what we understand of the laws of reality
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Beloved Baldur's Gate companions ⚔️❤️ I'm giving them all kisses at camp and you cannot stop me!
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Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
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Artagan character of all time actually. pretends to be a faun to dick around with an adventuring party. keeps a sketchbook full of raunchy drawings. asks to choke a man to death as payment for warping time. accidentally becomes a god, then concocts an elaborate scheme to un-deify himself. refuses to let his best friend sacrifice herself for him. pretends to be a weasel to dick around with an adventuring party
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mildly obsessed w images and gifs of animals sniffing / kissing the camera i have so many saved on my phone
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*opens fortune cookie* “you may find yourself, living in a shotgun shack”
*opens second fortune cookie* “…and you may find yourself, in another part of the world!”
*opens another fortune cookie* “and you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile”
*panics* *scrambles for another fortune cookie*
“and you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife. and you may ask yourself, ‘well… how did i get here?’”
*falls backwards out of chair*
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Bringing back some of the old (2017/2018) Dishonored Pirate AU art because i have an influx of both Dishonored and Pirate feelings recently.
(might be because I’m working on a DH Zine cover while rewatching a certain pirate show for the third time, who knows)
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and so I made another one (although this one is only 56 seconds)
#bless u. this the mix of gc and aa that i NEEDED to see since i saw that gc ep#and im glad and thankful someone with the skill to make an animatic wanted to see the same thing and did it themselves#ace attorney#phoenix wright
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hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes
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