startrekrenegades:
my interests include putting blankets on sleeping animals just in case they’re cold
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If you don’t blow ya Capri sun back up after you drink it all you’re boring and not my friend
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therosescarlet:
Good thing I’m okay with persuading you however you like.
You hitting on me, princess? Little ole me?
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cheerstokurt:
I’ve never felt so ready for summer break before. I’m over the bad weather, and I’m definitely over school. I’m not exactly super excited to be sitting around my house for months, but, I’ll take that over sitting around McKinley any day. Any maybe the break will give me enough time to catch up on all the Grey’s Anatomy I’ve been missing.
You and Madison and your Grey’s - you guys oughta have a marathoning party. We eat cake and marathon is when it’s a sad day in the McHouse.
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@smythesexual: it's mother's day today? #whoknew #sorrynotsorry
@wtfmickey: @smythesexual lmao did i write this #fuckmamacarthy
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therosescarlet:
I don’t know about the rest of you but fuck I’m so ready for summer vacation. This kid is whipping out the booty shorts and hitting the beach hard. But first things first, who’s coming with because I’m too cute to go anywhere alone.
Hm, I think I could probably be persuaded, princess Rose.
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splendarages:
I’m so over this whole ‘not a senior’ thing. I need to be done with high school already…
I mean, at least you’re not a soph? Is that any sort of consolation there, bud?
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Person: So like, how do lesbians have sex?
Me:
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TEXT 📩 MICKTANA💕
Santana: do you maybe..wanna go on a date?
Mickey: Aw, yeah, of course. Where at?
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daylacohenchang:
Here’s to hoping I arrived on here just in time for people to stop talking about the list. Except now I totally feel this was counter productive because here I am bringing it up again. Ain’t that shit just a fickle thing? Here’s to it being May and the school year ending just around the corner. Until next year anyway.
Bringing up the list when you’re sick of hearing it is redundant at best - and no one’s shitting all over your family, so it’s easy for you to be unbothered, ain’t it?
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