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metaphorically at a party missing my wife

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me, to my friends: hey guys i brought my weegee board them: ok cool lets do this then me: luigi if ur here,

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I’m too romantic and unrealistic

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must have been easier to be alive before news traveled so fast and you were only ever aware of a handful of tragedies instead of thousands and thousands of them being delivered to you on a daily basis. why is there even a question of why our generation is so depressed and anxious like I’ll tell you why?? everything i read breaks my heart and my capacity to empathize and be outraged is absolutely maxed out. yeah i’m sad bitch! we’re all sad! there’s no relief!

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Those were 2.20 minutes well spent!

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black mirror episode: twitch chat watches you in your real life

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my dying body: please…. feed me a vegetable……..

me: lmao i dont think so you vegan sjw piece of shit

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Sandra Dee Lutheran

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nothing better than hanging out w a cat….. love those triangle ears……….. love thos meows…. the mrows….. the mews, if you will,

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Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

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The world is a little happier with you in it.

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got crunchy joints. crispy bones. popcorn ankles. pop pop pop pop thats me gettin out of bed

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