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remember when they made jeremy dooley's desk go to the ceiling. that was the funniest shit in the world

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James proposes to Aleks.

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the best part about watching Uno: the Movie is hearing them go “ugh one more round” and “we’ve gotta be almost done” and then looking down at the time stamp to see an hour and a half still to go

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This post is constantly popping up on my dash and I finally gave in

was thinking of replacing Ray with Lil J, but I can’t separate Ray and weed jokes

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RVB characters — Speedrun guide for those considering Red Vs Blue

Caboose - literal ball of sunshine, you will fall in love with him, you dont have a choice.

Church - you know those characters who seem like an asshole but deep down they care about their friends? Yeah.

Tucker - ladies man who never seems to get any ladies. Pretends not to care about friends but he does. Also he is a dad. “I’m a lover not a fighter”

Sarge - That One Crazy Grandad

Simmons - kissass McSmartypants but you love him anyway

Grif - The Lazy One [TM]. He is a good big brother. Also he fucked Simmons.

Kai (also called Sister) - Grifs sister. Incredibly Bisexual. Everything Tucker wants to be

Donut - Gaaaaaaaayyyy. Also a total sweetheart

Lopez - only member of red team with brain cells, he is so tired

Tex - badass lady, what more could you want. Has a Tragic Backstory.

Doc - not a very good doctor but still he deserves better, everyone is mean to him

Washington - used to be a lovable dumbass and now he’s a lovable dumbass but with PTSD and Dad Energy

Carolina - boy if you liked Tex you will love Carolina

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nothing will ever top the moment in Uno: The Movie where gavin goes "you know what my favorite color is? blue" and jeremy just straight up said "oh really? you know what my favorite hand is? yours"

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one of my favourite things about Jack is that whenever Gavin sprays that pic of him and Caiti, Jack always takes the time to stop and comment on how pretty she is 💜💜

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Theres a million 'gavin being squeamish about stuff' headcanons out there, and an equal number of 'gavin being merciless and badass' as well but

FAHC Gav who is incredibly nonchalant about it all.

Gavin shows up at the penthouse one day talking about some weapons a friend gave him and when he pulls one out Michael just... what is that???

Gavin just shrugs. "Rocket launcher. " in that same 'buh-ket' voice.

He shows up to one of Ryan's interrogations with a chainsaw and Ryan... why??

He just looks at the guy and tilts his head. "Cuttin' stuff."

The crew walks in on him wrapping a package to mail and even though it's obvious they still ask... what the fuck is that??

"Finger. " he sounds like he's bored jesus christ.

And yet twenty minutes later he walks out of the kitchen gagging because

"There was food in the sink!"

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I feel like whenever Michael enters the same room as Gavin he flips a coin in his head and it’s a 50/50 chance whether his reaction will be “There he is. My best friend. My soulmate. My favorite person in the world” or “Enemy Spotted”

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[ydyd 3 part 4]

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this bit killed me (x)

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A Jeremy Dooley I did today after drinking two red bulls in quick succession

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I’m sorry I just had to.

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Jeremy being color blind explains alot on his wardrobe. At first the crew just thought he was fashion disaster.

But as time goes on they start notice more and more and finally one day Michael just deadass asks him.

Jeremy is like " Bro - I thought you knew ?"

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one of my favorite AH moments ever is in the Spring Harvest episode of Minecraft

when someone brings the mail to the door and everyone in the room starts singing the Mail Song from Blue’s Clues

with the exception of a very distressed Gavin in the background just screaming “WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!”

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the only valid form of combat [gmod TTT: everybody gets a tazer]