michaelcerasbestfriend

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i keep forgetting that this is my tumblr girl summer… ANTWAYSSSS should i write something else… i don’t know what the people NEED

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i don’t think you understand. i canNOT be horny on main. the parasites in me? on a leash. and NO!!! THEY DO NOT BARK!!!!

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me when my sister convinced me to start playing

Stardew Valley is so peaceful. How do I kiss Sebastian.

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have a long long trip tomorrow but all i can think of is my stardew valley checklist in my notes app.

cursed mental illness.

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of course he's read the secret history!!

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when noah kahan said "i hope this pain's just passing through" and "someday i'm gonna be somebody people want" and when he said "i'm still angry at my parents for what their parents did to them" and "i'm in the business of losing your interest and i turn a profit each time that we speak" and "i'm terrified that i might never have met me" and "i saw the end it looked just like the middle" and when he said "now the pain's different it still exists it just escapes different"

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thinkin' bout laundry

today is a tuesday laundry today... wanted to share my feelin's...

one day i'll have the privilege to do our laundry. not just mine, but someone else's. as our clothes sit and tangle up in the washer, i can sit and fold our dried clothes... and they'll be next to me. the smell of fresh laundry surrounding us.

they'll be next to me- talking about whatever they want to talk about. their day, their book, their favorite moment from a new episode of a show they watched... and i'll smile and laugh. not because the story is funny, but because i love listening to them talk. and when they ask about me, i'll shake my head because i want to hear more about them. and when there's lose strings from a shirt suffocating a sock, they'll offer to take it out of my hands and cut the string off so that i can keep diligently folding our clothes on top of eachother, not sure if the warmth is coming off of the clothes or myself. of course i am smiling like a fool, how could i not be with someone beside me? someone who cares enough to sit with me, even if i'm doing something boring and measly.

and one day, if i ever have a daughter, i hope she'll be as careful as i. knowing how lonely laundry day can be, so she helps me just like i help my mom. she'll sit and talk to me like i talk to my mom, telling me about a game she likes that i've never heard of or about the drama in her friend group.

i hope someone will one day protect me from the loneliness of laundry day- just because they want to.

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ehhhh gonna play stardew valley for a bit longer… maybe will write some stuff about those characters? any takers???

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i need chapell roan's songs in my veins. IMMEDIATELY

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me: I have GOT to get weirder!

also me when I do get weirder: *visibly shaking* I'm going to be killed with hammers by everyone for being a freak.

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I wonder if my soul is heavier than others

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converting nontumblr users to tumblr because of monster fucking #winning

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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

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thank you to walt peregoy for making scooby doo where are you! even more memorable as a child

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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

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YUMMAY JERKYYYYYY MANNNNNNN

I too enjoy the jerky man

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90s Hugh Grant. Current Obsession. Holy FUck.