micedcoffee
Guard yourself, lest any such adventure befall you
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micedcoffee ยท 16 minutes ago
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micedcoffee ยท 8 hours ago
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i work with this guy from ireland and conversations with him are such a treat. Bro! So daft ๐Ÿ˜‚ has become a huge meme for me in my brain
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micedcoffee ยท 16 hours ago
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carcass acres
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micedcoffee ยท 16 hours ago
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yeah this is a self-evident biological hierarchy. that's why we have to enforce it with violence
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micedcoffee ยท 17 hours ago
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AUDREY HORNE TWIN PEAKS | 1.07
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micedcoffee ยท 17 hours ago
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You would think that Disco Elysium is a sequel to Rhythm Heaven. But it's not that
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Love Letters from the 19th century
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micedcoffee ยท 17 hours ago
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the hawkguys (gender neutral)
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micedcoffee ยท 18 hours ago
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If you can't think positive about yourself, start by thinking neutrally. When your brain says "youโ€™re worthless", reply, "no one is worthless." Small steps make a big difference so long as we just keep walking.
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micedcoffee ยท 18 hours ago
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comedy gold is when you complain about some piece of media, a book a movie, whatever, but you don't want to hurt anyone's feelings and it's not that deep so you don't name it you just say its genre and everything you hated about it and then someone is like "if you want to cleanse your pallet with something good from [genre], check out [exact media you're not naming]!! it doesn't do any of that!" and you're like did we even consume the same thing or perhaps have they guessed the media and they're some sort of sick villain twisting the knife on purpose, knowing you can't cry out...
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micedcoffee ยท 18 hours ago
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One time I saw this New Yorker cartoon with a piece of penne pasta answering the phone and saying,ย โ€œFusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?โ€ and now I cannot cook fusilli without thinking you crazy bastard
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micedcoffee ยท 18 hours ago
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"faggot" is but an abbreviation of "fascinating ingot"
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micedcoffee ยท 19 hours ago
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Gospels, binding, Walters Manuscript W.538, Upper board outside
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micedcoffee ยท 19 hours ago
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Edward Hopper (US 1882โ€“1967) Le bistro / The Wine Shop Paris (1909) Oil on canvas (61 ร— 73,5 cm) Whitney Museum of American Art, New York
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micedcoffee ยท 2 days ago
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snoopy reads the brothers karamazov!
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micedcoffee ยท 2 days ago
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btw now is the best time to keep boycotting. the israeli economy has never been weaker. don't stop the protests or the demands for divestment. keep supporting organisations like the Hind Rajab Foundation and the Accountability Archive. ofc don't stop boosting and donating to Palestinians as Gaza is still uninhabitable.
enjoy this moment but the work has not ended
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