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I- I can explain. 😂

So you see, I had this idea that Mario would be offered to start residing part time at the castle at some point. It would only make sense (with him and Peach rapidly becoming very close friends and all), and he would even be given his very own quarters to sleep in. But the man wouldn’t feel all that comfortable in this highly fancy environment, and unbeknownst to the Princess, he would sometimes set up a cozy spot for himself in the workshop instead. 

It would be on one such occasion that Peach would go look for him, and be strongly reminded of the importance to knock. 🤣

I know she’s usually grace and elegance personified, but I just HAD to give her one derpy expression to demonstrate the absolutely huge crush she actually has on Mario. ;D 💘

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