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Endeavor’s Mistake

Coming home from a mission was tuff as it was but returning home hungry from a mission was something completely different.

Endeavor was starving as he walked in through the door his stomach growled loudly as he rubbed it. Oh man Endeavor moaned as he looked through the fridge and he didn’t see anything. With a huff he closed the Fridge door he walked upstairs to take his shower.

Soon Shoto and Fuyumi came home from the grocery store. They put their stuff away and Shoto noticed that the Sushi he brought was expired. Hey Sis This sushi I bought is expired. Shoto said Oh no put it on the Counter I’ll throw it away Fuyumi said okay Shoto said he placed the Yellowtail Sushi on the counter. He continued to put the rest of the stuff away. When they finished, Shoto and Fuyumi went to their rooms.

Enji soon came downstairs, his stomach still growling Loudly from hunger. I Can’t Believe there is not a single thing of food that I can eat Enji said until he spotted the Yellowtaill on the contour. They really were listening. Enji said as he wasted no time in opening the container and eating the Yellowtail sushi he continued to consume the food. It tasted a little funny but Yellowtail usually has a Mild Slightly sour taste to it anyway so Enji finished eating it and threw the container away when he was done.

He went to bed. The Next Morning Enji woke up with a bit of a bloated Upset Stomach and he didn’t know why he didn’t eat anything bad did he. So he went to take a shower. After his shower Enji got dressed and his stomach Growled sickly as he was buttoning up his jeans. Ugh I feel awful Today Enji said. As he was walking downstairs. The smell of Coffee hit his nose, his stomach churning sickly as he placed his hand on it. He saw what food Fuyumi had put on his plate and it made him gag.

Good morning Daddy Fuyumi said, smiling at him. Good Morning Enji said You look like shit Natsuo said What’s wrong with you? Shoto asked Enji rolled his eyes as his stomach growled uncomfortably. Aren’t you going to eat breakfast dad? Fuyumi asked No I’m not hungry Endeavor said. You probably should eat something old man Natsuo said as you always told us training on an empty stomach will lead to no good, Shoto said.

yeah I know but I don’t feel like myself Enji said as he turned on his flames to his hero costume. But? Fuyumi said just leave him be Natsuo said Fuyumi nodded.

When Enji got outside he started to burp loudly. Oh excuse me Enji said as he began to walk. With every step he began to fart he farted loudly. Enji moaned, excuse me he farted again, this one being wet and loud. Oh my goodness Enji said. He held his upset belly. What in the Hell is going on with me? Enji asked in pure Malaise. His belly began to cramp, he bends down in pain he was sweating.

This must be from stress and me overworking myself. Enji said as he started farting loudly still. Ugh I have work to do, enji said so he stood on his foot and he began walking to his agency. His belly was gurgling loudly and he began to feel really nauseous.

Oh boy, why now? Enji said as he began throwing up. He threw up for a while. He began to feel weak and tired. Oh Fuck Enji moaned loudly. He got up on shaky legs. He wiped his mouth as his belly gurgled loudly still ugh I don’t feel good Enji moaned. Good morning sir Burnin said smiling you don’t look good Burnin said I’m fine just get inside and do your work Endeavor said yes sir Burnin said as she walked past Enji she heard his belly growling.

Enji moaned as he walked Into his agency and went straight to his office where he sat down. As he sat down he began to fart loudly oh my goodness, endeavor moaned as he got up to open the window. But when he got up his stomach had other plans and it gurgled loudly. Oh shit endeavor said his stomach cramped and before he knew it he started having diarrhea in his pants.

It began to come out in waves. As he farted more came out he was literally farting out his diarrhea.

Oh shit endeavor moaned loudly. Endeavor sir? His secretary asked yes? What is it? Endeavor said in pain I got some reports that some villain activity was reported Asuka said okay endeavor said anything else? Yes your squad left without you sir Asuka said okay thank you Enji said you’re welcome sir Asuka said.

Enji groaned as he started to not feel good. Why is my body going against me? Enji asked, his stomach growled loudly as he gagged loudly. He threw up in his waste bucket.

A few minutes later Enji was really pale and sick but he got up to join his team out on the battlefield.

As he got there he started farting again loudly and boy was it smelly the smell alone was enough to make endeavor gag once more. His bloated belly was quite upset and he felt cold. His vision was beginning to get blurry and he felt dizzy. Sweat was getting into his eyes as he kept going he placed a hand on his bloated organ as he got to the battlefield.

Burnin? Fill me in on what’s happening? Endeavor asked well sir, we have a small-time criminal and his thugs who decided to rob a bank. When we arrived here the police were here trying to talk to the criminals to convince them to drop this but to no reason Burin said any hostages? Endeavor asked 3 women and 2 men with their children burnin said has the Criminals started making commands? Endeavor asked not any at this time Burnin said alright let’s do this smart and calmly endeavor said.

His stomach would not let him be for anything. It started growling again oh no endeavor said as he quickly made his way to a nearby bush where he let out the loudest and watery farts ever and with that out came loose watery diarrhea. Endeavor started to feel faint and embarrassed. He let out a chunky belch that led to him puking. Oh my Burnin said as she ran to endeavor but before he could know what was going on he fainted.

When Endeavor woke up he was in hospital. He was hooked up to machines and he had a IV in his right forearm. What the heck happened To me? Endeavor asked. You passed out on the battlefield Burnin said oh yeah now I remember endeavor said yeah the nurses said that you have a fever Burnin said yeah I feel very hot endeavor said. Burnin nodded.

After a few days of being in the hospital Endeavor now knows not to do what he did last time to cause him such an awful illness.

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