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Handmade Crochet Ferret by CherryStitchCrochet

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You ask your robotgirl GF for a nude and she texts you back a TIFF file of a scan of a badly photocopied page out of her motherboard manual.

It may not be as erotic as you hoped, but at least now you know how to configure her for cyrix processors.

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and a shoutout to the two Māori men who travelled to Vienna in 1859, got themselves apprenticed as printers (and incidentally became accomplished ballroom dancers), and finally had an audience with Franz Josef where they charmed him so much that he sent a printing press to New Zealand….which was promptly used from 1861 to print the newspaper of the Kingitanga anti-colonial movement.

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Our dog likes licking his head and he just wanna be leave alone and digest what happened

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“The difference between fake and real Italian glass”

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Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush same as us and that thief over there. 

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lets fucking talk about it

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croatian sheepdog

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how fucking sinister is this. i cant imagine the emotion i’d feel if i saw someone wearing a jet black baseball cap with a propeller

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i'm fucking choking