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often i am saying this

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theyrye putting chemicals in your food that make you moan like a girl btw

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the fact that robot unicorn attack is still online is nuts <3

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on my way home last night I stopped to buy gas and realized that my fuel door was almost completely covered in ice and frozen shut so I did the logical thing and crouched down and lifted my shirt and pressed my naked belly against it until it melted

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the girlies when they make their freaky rambling posts that get 0 notes

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thank you chappell

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one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

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tje original pic of this was of him holding a bleach bottle and i said hmm. thats not safe for ducky to drink so i put a nice tastey baja balst instead

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piplup grain entrapment

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If it sounds like the composer is trying to blast you with the orchestra until you're as deaf as he is, it's Beethoven.

If it sounds like the composer might be a vampire, it's Bach.

If it sounds like the composer is trying to set the violins on fire, it's Vivaldi.

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fanart of that fuckass knockoff mouthwashing mobile game

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I rarely shit post, but the internet is really on point with me today...

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"how can m/f ships be good-" first of all through the power of bisexuality anything is possible so write that down. second of all if we start othering ships based on gender and nothing else we're no better than the opposition. third of all you need to watch more addams family

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