My name is Vg. I am a scientist at a secret underground laboratory and have little idea how social media is supposed to work. Currently using gender neutral pronouns such as they/them/theirs.
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Clearly I must accept this punishment in the interest of world peace.
@meticularity
#First of all both your partners are over that height. #Secondly does that make yours hi/ho? #Sayang
how dare you be funnier than me come down here i’m going to kiss you about it >:*
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“Scary lady with a himbo who appreciates her.”
Hm, what does that remind me of?
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Wait this is funny
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Nearly correct. In the version I was taught the king had attacked and beat their previous master’s beloved to death several years earlier as a prince. And the master had fallen to his death in the mountains trying to avenge her. So his loyal pack finished his work, and later assisted the musician in creating an army of creatures and monsters to fight further corruption and monsters.
At least you get a ‘the kid from yume nikki’, the game Vg’n my universe got translated to doesn’t even have an end goal haha!
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Our idiot genius madman.
My concern only grows the less he replies to us.
Sigma no.
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Academically, the energy requirement required for that kind of recursion (there is only one house, one leaves the ‘inner’ house to be inside the house) would be astronomical and exceedingly dangerous. Downright mad.
I give fifty percent odds he would do it for the ‘our house, in the middle of our house’ joke alone, let alone the interesting science and challenge.
Sigma no.
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ladyarjuna:
somnambulistsedge:
WHEEZE
no no you are welcome for that!
Also I agree that was a wheeze
Thank you both.
:)
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If I may step into this conversation? (Apologies if it is rude.)
Mei Fa had so much to learn since she arrived with regard to her freedom, personal safety, languages, culture, and confidence that I decided swimming lessons could wait until she is more confident in her physical abilities, in wearing fewer than 8 layers of clothing, and in being allowed to take up space in the world. This spring is a good time to, heh, float the idea to her of learning recreational swimming.
I shall see myself out for that joke.
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no we’ve not had the opportunity to do so
i have no water pokemon to inspire it, i realize.
she wanted to learn about plants because of Kyoko….
Maybe my Spheal, then? Butterball’s a good pal to have around, regardless…
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I have few words to describe gender, only life-long repression on fear of death, and internal screaming.
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Meimei is doing her writing lessons in her room, I am brewing some jasmine tea. Come for a chat?
I despise feeling as though I should say something or apologize when I know perfectly well there is nothing to say or apologize for. Is this what is called #relatable?
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I despise feeling as though I should say something or apologize when I know perfectly well there is nothing to say or apologize for. Is this what is called #relatable?
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Well my week has been exciting so far.
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somnambulistsedge:
oooh Iris should be introduced earlier and separate actually; I don’t think Mei Fa has encountered a large dog yet (Vg correct me if i’m wrong)
Not a dog specifically, but Solace certainly. She has seen them on TV.
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You should come over. I found you a new mug.
I will put the kettle on, yes?
today I feel a little out of sorts. how are you guys?
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