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random skills i think dick picked up in the circus

- how to ride a unicycle

- juggling

- makeup/facepainting

- tarot and palm reading

- knife throwing

- contortionist stuff (i like to think he’s also double jointed which helps)

- some sleight-of-hand magic

- baton and flag twirling

- can walk a tightrope (does it for fun)

- plate-spinning (definitely smth he uses as a party trick)

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“dick grayson is a rich kid” “dick grayson is a cop”

you mean the dick grayson who spent the first 9ish years of his life in a traveling circus? who probably lived in a trailer? who was put in juvie for weeks after being orphaned? who was likely taught not to trust cops?

you mean the dick grayson who refused to use bruce’s money once he left the manor? who lived in a shitty apartment in Blüdhaven and worked a job to afford it? who is very independent from bruce?

you mean the dick grayson who saw firsthand the corruption in both gotham and blüdhaven’s police department? who became a vigilante to do what the cops couldn’t/wouldn’t do?

you mean the dick grayson who, after becoming a millionaire (from alfred’s inheritance), gave all of that money to charity? that dick grayson?

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Place your bets!

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"No, because Robin-Man sounds stupid." BABY DICK GRAYSON IS A NATIONAL TREASURE.

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Max: We both look very handsome tonight.

Oyster: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."

Max: I couldn't take that chance.

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Okay can we talk about something for a moment???

(Warning: Spoilers for the new Thundermans movie)

The Thundermans have a LOT of things they introduced into the series but never touched in again.

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So I made a list of things I want them to revive or at least expand on-

- Billy and Nora (or even Chloe) getting their thunder sense. They only mentioned it in season 1 episode 13, and literally never talked about it again (from what I remember.) I want to see them expand on, use it in battle, and more importantly, I want to know if it’s just a Thunderman trait or if other heroes have that trait. Do villains have that trait? After all, they did reveal in the movie that superheroes and villains get their powers from a plant.

- speaking of the plant, is there multiple plants? Why was the thunderman family chose to keep it safe? How many generations ago did people get powers? Why those people? What created the plant?

- also I’m just saying it now, I need Max and Phoebe to hang out with Billy and Nora. Like we barely see them interacting. I’d literally do ANYTHING for an episode of Max and Nora hanging out, Phoebe and Billy hanging out, vise versa… I know there was like one episode in the series, but that’s only one and Max was being a dick.

- I NEED to see an episode of what it would be like if Max did take over the world. Like how he did it. Did he become a superhero to get a bunch of secrets and feed them to Dark Mayhem? Or maybe it’s just an alternative au when Phoebe failed to turn him, and said the original uncut scene instead, where she asked him if he’d rather be a hero or a villain. Obviously we wouldn’t be able to see them as teens, but maybe they could explain it in the beginning. Like maybe Colosso is telling a story. Like clue style.

- OH. SPEAKING OF CLUE, maybe a murder mystery episode??? I think that would be awesome. Kinda like the blue bean episode where max turned blue. But like. ✨murder✨

- So… I can’t be the only one that wants at least a little queer rep, right…? And I’m not the only one who thinks Max is a little… fruity… (as long as Jack Griffo is okay with it) give him a boyfriend or something PLEASE 😭

- Because Max and Phoebe are I think like… 25…. I’d like to see them attempt being adults. Key word: attempt. (basically I just to see them get an apartment and what not, and obviously the Thundermans are sad, and their siblings find it hard not having their older siblings in the house.

- And I think maybe even Chloe not knowing much about cousin Blobbin, their pop-pop, or grandma (I forgot what they called her) would be interesting as well.

- also what happened to Blobbin???

- anyway

- I’m just kinda writing stuff out

- I think they were already thinking about expanding on it, but since several of the Thundermans friends +Wong have powers, I’d like to see how they deal with keeping it a secret or if they somehow get the powers removed. Like maybe they use that ball thing they used to trap Dark Mayhems powers. OH. WHAT IF THEY ACCIDENTALLY GAVE THEM MAYHEMS POWERS IN THE PROCESS OF TRYING TO TAKE THEIR POWERS?!

- Okay this kinda goes into Phoebe and Max becoming adults, but I wanna know if they went to college or if they are going to college.

- also, Max talks about having Evilgram in one episode (maybe a couple), and I’m curious if he kinda just forgot about it or deleted it. He probably deleted it, but I think it would be cool seeing Max find Evilgram on his old phone and miss that phase of his life. Maybe that could even tie in with an evil Max episode.

- ALSO I WANT TO SEE MAX USING HIS GADGETS IN BATTLE. HE SPENT SO MUCH TIME MAKING THEM IT’S UNFAIR IF HE CANT USE THEM.

I’m probably missing a lot of small moments but honestly I’m just going back and rewatching some of the episodes and I’ve been kinda jumping around so i do t remember all of them-

Anyhow I think it’s awesome that the Thundermans are coming back to life (that is if the movie gets good reviews. PLEASE LIE AND SAY IT WAS GOOD EVEN THOUGH THE CGI WAS CRAP. THE PLOT WAS ACTUALLY GOOD.)

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Someone needs to make a Max' style appreciation post. There. I said it. (incl. EVERY FULL BLACK OUTFIT HE EVER WORE )

BIG AGREE

necessary inclusions:

• the black flannel from “call of lunch duty”

• the black shirt + button down with the sleeves rolled up from “cheer and present danger”

• the leather jacket from “the haunted thundermans”

• his whole fit from “a hero is born”

• the suit + cape from “come what mayhem”

there’s definitely more Iconic Looks™️ but i cant remember them all. i honeslty just want to shake the hand of whoever did his wardrobe though

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Max was always punished for the wrong reasons

like seriously, Max Thunderman did some messed up stuff, but everytime he was punished…it was like- he didn’t know why he was punished. You can’t raise your son like that…

For me the most prominent example- and I don’t think we ever talked about it enough- was the season 2 finale.

Okay, so Colosso asks Max to turn him human for a day so he can go to get his villain award and Max immediately tells him, that he can’t do it, because his dad wouldn’t allow it. It’s not that he doesn’t listen to Hank, he DOES LISTEN.

So then Barb is about to give birth to her child and can’t go to the hospital and - no matter how hard you try to downlplay it bc it’s a kid show- that is a urgent and very, very serious situation. So how does everyone react?

Nora and Billy are both small, so they think about what will happen if the baby arrives and don’t come back from the shop and that’s totally okay, regarding their age. They don’t get how important their task was and Billy was very sweet to Nora.

BUT PHOEBE LITERALLY GOES AWAY JUST BECAUSE CHERRY CALLED HER TO HELP HER WITH A DATE. I appreciate their friendship and all- and yes, we have NEVER seen that dude again-but for me that’s really a lack of priority, if you think you can’t cancel a date while your mother asked you to stay and is about to deliver a baby. I’m sure Phoebe didn’t mean it like this, that she just felt like she had to help Cherry. Still, this is wild to me.This- in the aftermath- is never adressed.

Max is THE ONLY ONE who stays at home with his dad and even though we don’t see much of these scenes (for obvious reasons), you can tell how very worried he is. HE is the ONLY Thunderman kid how actually has realized that his mother is in a fragile state, that they are in a crucial situation. Yes, he still cracks jokes, but you just feel how he tries to lighten the mood, because what else is the poor boy supposed to do. His mother is in so much painand he doesn’t know how to help her.

Then Phoebe finally arrives…after thinking about everything again, they ask Colosso for help. And Colosso doesn’t even think a second about using this to some advantage for him. He just helps right away.

Finally Chloe is there and the twins are completely in love with her and think she is the cutest in the word!!! And Hank thanks Colosso (which is the least he could do, but better than nothing.)

So…after all this drama, Max is back in his lair and thinks about how Colosso just saved his mom’s and the baby’s life-that’s what he did!- and because he is a good person, because he knows how much he now owes to his friend…he decides to let him got to get this award IF he can go with him.

Well,we all now what happened next and how Phoebe saved him. And she did amazing. Still they later blamed Max for all of this (we maybe didn’t see it, but can EASILY tell by his mood in the first episode of season three).

Still- until today- I don’t think he did ANYTHING wrong.Like at all. After Colosso was left behind while they were running out, Phoebe even said: “Okay, you have to let him go Max” after that man just saved two members of her familiy hours ago. And she didn’t even know about him telling on Max (which he later regretted, sacrificing his own freedom to help him out).

It’s not that Max is weird or something, it’s just that he has different standards especially when it comes to loyality.

@racing-west

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shoulder devil n angel trope ft finney

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mephiles the dark comics

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completely deranged moment from The Fucking Creep (aka Holly Hollow_tones) in Buckshot Roulette last night

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for some reason i ramdomly got the urge to tell u to kys. i like you and would never wish that to you??? anyway hope yr slops good.

Thanks for the well wishes on my slop I guess???

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Some MBAV fanart! Since we’re near Halloween time >:]

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Snacks