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can someone tell me why this is so funny

the instagram fitness community loves sidewalk oats

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spidermandarin

spiderman is fantastic

but this mandarin too

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My Printer: ZZZZZZWZWZWZZZAAZWHHHHZZZZZAAZWWAAZKADJASKLJAAKSALFJSDKLJSDK

Me, afraid with tears in my eyes: Dont say that 

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im doing my laundry which means im not mentally ill anymore!!!!!!! see y'all depresseds later!!!!!! you bitches can't even SPELL neurotypical!!!!!!!!!

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Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard

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me

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my boyfriend is washing the dishes and I just heard him say "who do you work for? who's your contact???“ while repeatedly pushing a glass under water

at least he's having fun???

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may the last months of 2017 be the plot twist you have been waiting for

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Me, lying on my bed, face down, desperately trying to get up: come on body yip yip

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i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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this shit didn’t age well

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me when i find out a game has object physics

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mom ran past me muttering under her breath. what’s wrong mom? 

“forgot to put soap in the laundry”

*few moments later*

“I made it!”