metalvenus27

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subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

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well personally i like it when there’s incest and necrophilia and murder and cannibalism and abuse and torture and gore and mutilation and body horror and sexual depravity and death.

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hope this explains it

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τυρὸς δ’ οὐ λείπει μ’ οὔτ’ ἐν θέρει οὔτ’ ἐν ὀπώρᾳ, οὐ χειμῶνος ἄκρω·

"But cheese does not abandon me, neither in summer nor in autumn, nor at the end of winter:"

--Theocritus Idyll XI.36-7

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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Lately in Estonian Politics:

(Translation)

Announcer: Next Question goes to (government official) Aleksandr Tšaplõgin. Please.

Tšaplõgin: Thank you minister. I have a question about Russian Delfi (Estonian News Site with translation into Russian). When we open the page- ads for same-sex sex toys. Ads for swingers' clubs. Detailed stories about porn in Estonia. Interviews with pornography actors. In your opinion, is this what state money should be going towards? Thank you.

Kristen Michal (prime minister of Estonia): Good question. The fact is that it's often that Google and other providers offer you ads based on what you have clicked on. It may be this. Thank you.

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Need this as my ringtone

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kitty car 🐱

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Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how's that newfound back pain going for ya babe

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Head iseseisvuspäeva, Eesti!

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that "OKAY SO" before someone u love starts infodumping.......... most blessed feeling in the world

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using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction