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*james dragging a black dog into the common room*

james: c'mon padfoot, this is NOT funny anymore, just change back

*sirius walks in*

sirius: i heard my name?

james: i have made........a grave mistake

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*regulus and remus sitting together in a corner of the library, reading*

james: awwww, look at our boyfriends, reading together

sirius: they're probably reading something boring like shakespeare or something

james: yeah probably

*remus and regulus: reading the most smutty smut smut known to mankind*

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*Regulus is sneaking out of James's bed at 4 am. Sirius and Remus both wake up to the sound of creaking floorboards* Sirius: Who's there? *James and Regulus are very quiet. James speaks up eventually*

James: Just me padfoot, nothing to worry about

Sirius: Alright then. Hey, I here floorboards creaking, but you're standing still, who's there?

*Regulus quietly speaks up*

Regulus: Sirius I am so sorry.

*Remus starts to realize what's happening and pulls the blanket over his head, he's so done with this, while James Sirius will kill me Potter is just sitting there in awkard silence*

Sirius: I...what? Regulus? It's you? W-Why are you? JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER, EXPLAIN YOURSELF.

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*James comes into the great hall for breakfast, and the other three marauders are already sitting there*

Remus: Morning prongs

Peter: Hi james

Sirius: Hi pron- uuuh, why are you wearing a slytherin tie?

James: I uhm- I lost mine, I borrowed this one

Sirius: Really, from who?

Remus: Yeah, from who? Also, where were you? You weren't in bed all night and we didn't see you this morning

James: I uhm...I borrowed the tie from a slytherin student...

Sirius: Well no shit sherlock, but who was the student?

Remus: And did they need anything in return for it?

James: Well....*under his breath* just a blowjob...and a few hickeys....also...it's regulus black.....

Sirius: IT'S WHO? MY OWN BROTHER-

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Marauders meme:

Lily: "Men wil never understand how painful our time of the month is"

Marlene: "No, they go on with their days, complaining, but they've never been on their period"

Mary: "I honestly don't know what Remus and Regulus keep talking about when they say they "get it"

Regulus: "Well...uhm...I was born a girl....but I'm trans

Remus:"And I'm uh....I got bitten by a werewolf when I was 4.....so now I am one..