A bunch of animals and plants that lived 251 to 66 million years ago walk into a bar. After a few drinks, they'd like to offer some suggestions.
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ATTENTION TUMBLR
My name is Ann and I am currently homeless. I make money off my photography, and that’s currently my only income to keep my cell phone on and allows me to eat. I urge you to check out my Kofi page and decide whether you would like to donate. I am only $100 away from being able to afford an apartment!! Please reblog this to help out a fellow disabled and nonbinary photographer
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For preservation of your body for future generations, I highly recommend tree sap.
-Rosa 🕷️
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Suggestion: stop procrastinating.
-Mod Shuvo
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If your burrow is too small? DIG IT DEEPER.
-Rosa 🕷️
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YES. ESPECIALLY THE PSUEDOSUCHIANS. -Mod Shuvo
I think we, as a society need to give the Triassic more love.
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To everyone who has stepped on their own tarsi today: I give you my condolences and solidarity.
-Mod Rosa 🕷️
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Tuck the fuck in lads
~D
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Suggestion: Grow a beak, but just like, the tip of your mouth
~ Mod Archie
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Suggestion: Preen!
~ Mod Archie
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Suggestion: sip some water
Mod Shuvo
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Suggestion: Smile at the crocodiles?
Mod Shuvo
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Everyone keeps talking about “sixty-six million years ago.”
What, uh...
What happens?
~ Mod Archie
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Suggestion
Very very important
Will change your LIFE
Have the vanes of your feathers be... shorter on one side... than the other!
Gasp!
~ Mod Archie
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*Mod Anhanguera watches the brewing fight excitedly from above*
norse alarmed by nature: pre-human animals edition
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hello @mesozoicsuggestions i think i found one of archies relatives, and i feel 1. charmed 2. afraid.
help with my feelings?
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Meanwhile, your smaller cousins such as Simosuchus would be morsels for the raptor
~ Mod Archie
norse alarmed by nature: pre-human animals edition
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hello @mesozoicsuggestions i think i found one of archies relatives, and i feel 1. charmed 2. afraid.
help with my feelings?
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Fear not, that ‘raptor’ would be a mere morsel for my larger cousins, such as Deinosuchus.
-Mod Shuvo
norse alarmed by nature: pre-human animals edition
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hello @mesozoicsuggestions i think i found one of archies relatives, and i feel 1. charmed 2. afraid.
help with my feelings?
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