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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
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fuck all the other bots this is by far the most ominous message i’ve received
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when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing
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I can’t believe I did that what the hell is wrong with me. I have never loved of cherished another human being so much. But I abused him. I broke him down to nothing. I drained all the life out of him. How do I make it up to him and remind him how valuable he really is
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actually after rewatching this show in full im losing my fucking mind at liberace calling tiny tim non-binary in 1969
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I’m so ducking glad I don’t have a boyfriend that sounds like a punishment istg
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Morrissey turned down guest starring on friends… now THAT’S missing out on the opportunity of a lifetime
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ovulation this ovulation that where are women who are the most horny on their periods
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College students just seem happier than high’s school students which is why I refuse to believe it when my stepdad says that high school years are the best years of your life
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