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Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.
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I will arrest Netanyahu if he steps foot in the Midwest
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I hate to hand it to wheatley but imo one of the funniest moments in the portal games is “ah’m speakin’ in an ACCent that is beyond her range of HEARing”
the accent itself
the fact that he assumes that she can’t hear him based on nothing
glados has an american accent
the idea that she won’t notice the wall opening if she can’t hear him
the sheer annoyance in glados’s voice when she corrects wheatley
she calls him ‘metal ball’ despite very much knowing what a core is. is this a corephobic slur of some kind
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you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out
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