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why hasn't no one posted the kringlefucker yet. you guys used to love the kringlefucker.
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Day 3696 - 24 December 2024
GUMIRACLE!
.//projectTiGER
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now yall know what time it is
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do i piss you off platonically. are you mad at me forever as a friend
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Decided to say fuck it to my congestion. Closed myself in the guest bathroom, blocked out all ventilation, turned my massive humidifier on full blast and ran myself the hottest bath i can stand.
This is my enclosure. I live here now. I have recreated the water cycle in a matter of minutes and can finally breathe.
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Cant have fucking shit in Detroit
#oh excellent#I’ve successfully evaded the doorknob curse and passed it onto someone else#for context I have broken at least five fucking doorknobs in the span of five years
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me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”
me as soon as im home:
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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me
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