merlinbtch

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i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

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briefly forgot my brother is playing baldur’s gate and thought i’d fallen into some sort of wormhole

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ym.nara_mislin on ig

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she has been pickled for her crimes

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“X bodily fluid is just filtered blood!” buddy I hate to break it to you but ALL of the fluids in your body are filtered blood. Your circulatory system is how water gets around your body. It all comes out of the blood (or lymph, which is just filtered blood).

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the intimacy of sleeping together, but not in a sexual way. the intimacy of feeling the warmth of their body in a cool room. their hands hugging you tightly. the intimacy of synchronized breathing. sleepy half-kisses. feeling safe. feeling warm. waking up and realizing how much you love them. how precious this is. finding the happiness on the tip of your fingers, brushing their hair. closing your eyes again. pulling closer. falling asleep.

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everything reminds me of you. every love song, every soft-spoken quote, every corner of this world. i see us in faded photographs tucked away in vintage stores. in old couples holding hands as they walk, leaning in. in two shooting stars falling for each other across the sky. i see us flickering on the screen of every romance film, woven into the pages of every love story. i see us always finding each other in every universe. i see you in the faces of passing strangers, in the quiet spaces between my thoughts. i close my eyes, and it’s you, you, you—always you. my heart searches for you without thinking, always reaching, always longing for your closeness.

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chat I could really use a emotional support lemon meringue pie rn

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Autistic lesbians who stim with each other's thumb rings while holding hands.

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do not breathe the water everyone else. fish can because gills but DONT. DROWNING WILL FOLLOW

any deep breathers online? any fans of a really good deep breath? how about a nice hearty yawn? breathing in a bunch of air feels so good

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watching torchwood after doctor who is crazy bcs doctor who is like "ooh lets travel to the year 6 bajillion and save an alien race with a magic box and a fucking power tool"

and torchwood is like "lol scary orgasm monster also lets all make sexually charged comments to each other and then simulate crimes of war" like WHAT?

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solidarity because i get “is torchwood good?” question every day, sir this is a torchwood account

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tea party 🍵

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