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listen to me. i am speaking directly in your ear. if you write a masked character you have to commit to the bit. they stay masked forever now. no face reveals. it adds to their sex appeal. trust me.

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afaik the only augmentative suffix in English is -zilla.

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You know I will actually

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I love the very idea of the paris catacombs like. yeah sure the real-life city of paris has a straight-up megadungeon sprawling under it. Why not.

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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

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i love telling people "godspeed" it adds so much weight and dignity to everything i'll say it to a friend driving cross country or a coworker grabbing lunch from the corner store like good luck bitch!! may the road rise to meet you and the wind be at your back!!!

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fuck this. im gonna drive my chevy to the levee

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I hate targeted ads but I also hate the untargeted gambling & ozempic ads (I dont like gambling and if I lost 10 pounds I'd die of malnutrition) maybe the truth lies somewhere inbetween... all ads are bad

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Honestly being overworked makes people unobservant and passive and it literally kills people every day. People don’t seem to realize that an overworked nurse might not notice your sepsis symptoms and a tired truck driver might not notice your car when he’s merging into the lane. Failing to protect worker’s rights impacts nearly everyone

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“You put porn in child safe spaces.” Then why do the “child safe spaces” have ratings and tags, Karen?

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*wokely* tell me what genitals you have, stranger i just met

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White broken racists deciding who stays and who goes should be your red line.

Because you'll be next.

Deportation is a process, not a fever dream for white criminals to wear masks and kidnap people.

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