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merl-out · 21 hours ago
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i can’t ever be normal i gotta think and obsess and think and obsess like will my mind ever know peace
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merl-out · 21 hours ago
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merl-out · 21 hours ago
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Mel ✨
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merl-out · 1 day ago
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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
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merl-out · 1 day ago
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sometimes i think about the golden record and i want to cry
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merl-out · 1 day ago
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i wish i could look at this… and feel Normal™️
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merl-out · 1 day ago
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merl-out · 1 day ago
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last night my partner held a somber little passover seder to show me what it’s about and when they got to the part where they were supposed to open the door for elijah they paused, frowned, and said “oh. huh. there is a clown.” and I looked out. and sure enough. there was a clown.
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merl-out · 2 days ago
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would you like to make a blanket fort?
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merl-out · 2 days ago
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POOR GRANDMA!!!
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merl-out · 2 days ago
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sexual knifeplay is indicative of weak character. I could never get aroused from being stabbed because that would mean that I failed to parry it
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merl-out · 2 days ago
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merl-out · 2 days ago
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would you rather be taxidermied or be a wet specimen wait dont leave
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merl-out · 2 days ago
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the number 87 kinda looks like a plague doctor
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merl-out · 2 days ago
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we should be able to have clickmap polls that are on a 2 axis / 4 quadrant grid.
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merl-out · 2 days ago
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they are awarding me an honorary doctorate for my work on tumblr.com
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