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i can’t ever be normal i gotta think and obsess and think and obsess like will my mind ever know peace

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Mel ✨

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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sometimes i think about the golden record and i want to cry

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i wish i could look at this… and feel Normal™️

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last night my partner held a somber little passover seder to show me what it’s about and when they got to the part where they were supposed to open the door for elijah they paused, frowned, and said “oh. huh. there is a clown.” and I looked out. and sure enough. there was a clown.

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would you like to make a blanket fort?

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POOR GRANDMA!!!

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sexual knifeplay is indicative of weak character. I could never get aroused from being stabbed because that would mean that I failed to parry it

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would you rather be taxidermied or be a wet specimen wait dont leave

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the number 87 kinda looks like a plague doctor

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we should be able to have clickmap polls that are on a 2 axis / 4 quadrant grid.

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they are awarding me an honorary doctorate for my work on tumblr.com